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deathtodeath template | I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients
And then at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
And he still wrapped it
I was like, dude, you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito!
Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time
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0 ups, 4y
i can't lmao
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From the spotlight
I can see you
Play your cards right
Kill your stage fright
This could be you
If the whole worlds a stage
Let’s set it on fire
You be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

From the background
You can hear me
Highest billing
Makes a killing
They revear me
That beautiful mask you wear
Is all I desire
So you be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

Face to
Face to
Face again
And through the camera lens we ascend
You’re a minor part
I’m the major star
Ha!
The credits arе more than just the end

‘Causе the truth is
I despise you
I will tear apart
All these works of art
That disguise you

I’m makin’ the final cut
It’s down to the wire
So you’ll be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

And I’ll be the liar

And I’ll be the liar

And I'll be the liar!
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans
And burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like come and watch the skinny kid
With a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself

Think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
But they don't even know the half of this right
But they don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy
I put on a silly show
I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't
I wouldn't of got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny
Make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you
Run it one more time

Think that I can handle this right - OH!
Handle this right - OH!
Handle this right
But you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now - OH!
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now
0 ups, 4y
From the spotlight
I can see you
Play your cards right
Kill your stage fright
This could be you
If the whole worlds a stage
Let’s set it on fire
You be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

From the background
You can hear me
Highest billing
Makes a killing
They revear me
That beautiful mask you wear
Is all I desire
So you be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

Face to
Face to
Face again
And through the camera lens we ascend
You’re a minor part
I’m the major star
Ha!
The credits arе more than just the end

‘Causе the truth is
I despise you
I will tear apart
All these works of art
That disguise you

I’m makin’ the final cut
It’s down to the wire
So you’ll be the spy
And I’ll be the liar

And I’ll be the liar

And I’ll be the liar

And I'll be the liar!
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I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look! I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it like Half of it like Half of it like Half of it right now I think it's time I think it's time that we break it down