He is very chunky

“mmmm” Pooh said. “This is better than honey!”
Christopher was horrified and eventually went clinically insane.

I wish I read this version of the story when I was a kid

You ruined my childhood.

BBC did.

Do not lie to me....

Yes

Why does this go so well

Ig that's where poo goes

Remove the h

It sounds like it says it was blocked by a giant poop

Hehe Pooh 🤣