More than one OC allowed. Horror rp.

Speedrunner Mario: Can I speedrun the case?

Police chief ig: Sure.

Yosh: Mario, do you require assistance?
(Yosh's voice sounds like a crappy text-to-speech)

Police chief ig: Oh, Yosh. You can work with Mario if you want.

Yosh: Okay.
Speedrunner Mario: wahoo

Samuel looking over papers while Ames is hanging out on his couch

[File contains the place she was last seen and a bunch of details about her. There are no suspects. It also mentions she has a sister.]

Samuel: HMMMMMM Damn too bad I went to school for law

Ames: Obviously you didn't follow that career path.

Samuel: Yeah… well I guess we should start at her last seen location

Ames: Smart. Let's go.

They drive to [tell me where]

[A small park where apparently the girl brought her sister]

[ok] Samuel: Hmmm, it’s a cute little place

Ames: *big think*

Samuel: unless…
The fbi busts in

Ames: Sorry... I am too. *still holding thy brick*

Suddenly everything g goes dark

(bro it would have been funnier if you hadn't told the gender of the fbi agent- wait but if gae makes you uncomfortable-)
Ames: Oh, like demons and sh*t? He's fathom'd that.

(SORRY cry in dont hurt me tahts not what a meant!)

Ames: Thank you I was hoping you'd say something instead of awkwardly staring.

Father: types on his phone and some dramatic movie music plays

[It also shows Izzy(diwas and apparently samuels little sister) looking for Diwa and not being able to find her and panicking]

Samuel: Poor Izzy… he fights back a tear
Father: Yep…

Ames: I forget it's name, but it's a body snatcher.

Samuel: SKINWALKER

Ames: Good idea.

Father: does some looking I GOT IT!
Inserts address
Samuel: GREAT! But first let’s go get lunch

Ames: I guess we need holy power or something like that.

Father: well… pulls out big book of demonology

Ames: *mwa*

Samuel: Huh? He seems back to his normal derpy self

Ames: Who you callin?

Samuel: the father just in case this gets demonic

Ames:

Jesus: let’s go!

Ames: Welp. *starts banging head on the floor*

Suddenly, Jesus kicks down the door
(Yep that’s why father was chanting)

Ames: *acts like this is a normal day*

Samuel: nervous a bit
Father: blares Christian rock

Ames: ...

Samuel: Huh?
They’re in a dark room, tied up, all 4 of them
(Samuel ames father and the child)
I tall white thing walks up

Ames: *in a mario voice* Very scary.

Father: in a toad voice, Not until you turn on the lights! Flips switch and it’s a nursery

Ames: Because we're putting ourselves in danger apparently.

Samuel: listen… you don’t have to continue with me… but I NEED to do this for my sanity

Ames: .-.

Father: I HAVE ACQUIRED DRAMATIC VIDEO FROM SECURITY CAMERAS IN THE PARK OF THE CHILD BEING KIDNAPPED
(You decide what it is)

[A strange being yoinks Diwa]

Samuel:

Ames: *grabs him and pulls him back* Stay back! We have to go about this safely!

Samuel: LET ME GO!
Father: helps restrain him, He isn’t of himself… he needs something to snap him back… like a bl***ob or something and I’m not gay… looks at Ames

Ames: ._ .

Samuel: oh shit…

[All the other fbi people arent around bc they eatin donuts]

They run out of Area 51

Ames: bro you were like under a spell you walked straight up to that zombie thing-

A tall white blurb flashes by
The child disappears, and so does father

Ames: Awww... That's your little sister right?

Samuel: yeah…

Ames: Ayyyyyyyy he got the nugs

Father: Huh? Hey Samuel! And oh hey Um person with her

With hik

Ames: Oh. Well I didn't know that.

Samuel: cause… that’s my little sister…
Fbi 2: I need you too change his mind
Fbi 3 and father are still in church
(They have their own story)

Ames: O_O *falls off chair*

Fbi knocks all 3 of them out

Ames: bish im pretty sure he aint the father

(You know I mean like catholic fathers… like a priest)

(lmao)
Ames: Oh. Well then sure, I'll talk him out of it.

Samuel: Starts screaming cusses in russian at fbi 1
Fbi 1: screams cusses in Chinese at Samuel
Fbi 2: good…
Father and fbi 3 have left the chat

Ames: :0

Father: here’s a sex demon called Pqpaposksoaksksksksnsns or simply Stan and he’s known to kidnap 16-20 year olds for there sex
(Yep we went there)

Ames: What else could it be then?

Samuel: Hmmm
Father: hmmmm

Ames: what in the heck in happening-

Jesus: beats up and kills the 4 darks
Father: YAY! CHRISTIANITY IS AWESOME!

Ames: Why?

Samuel: Cause…. She’s my little sister… (PLOT TWIST!)

Ames: Hello, [insert FBI agent name].

FBI agent 1 (Samuels): water? Hands him a cup
FBI agent 2 (Ames): Hewo
FBI agent 3 (fathers): Joins in on guitar

[Suddenly, Diwa appears? She is hunched over and her neat bangs are now covering her face.]

Samuel: Ah shit, he hesantitly approaches child

(bish no-)
[It's a dark purple journal labeled 'property of diwa']

Samuel: oh my bad i have nightmares of twilight, Wait isn’t the missing girl named diwa?

Ames: Why do I have a feeling this is going way better than the other interrogations?

Fbi 1 and Samuel have an epik fight like above
Fbi 2: idk
Fbi 3 and father exist

Diwa?: *reaches the bench and leans on it, breathing heavily*

Samuel: throws the father too the ground and continues walking over too her

Ames: *ko i guess*

Samuel wakes up in the back of a truck and sees Ames and father knocked out next to him

Ames: *slaps samuel*

Samuel: unfazed
Father: TRY SOMETHING LESS ABUSIVE! LIKE A KISS

Ames: ._.

A dark versions of all 4 are behind him
White: Greetings
Samuel: ???

Ames: Yeah it's not good. Because once this thing gets one body it starts to multiply.

Samuels we have to hope we aren’t too late
Father (turns into an anime protagonist): I can look at some more tape and see if we can find out where the skinwalker took her

(it was a joke lmao a dr. phil joke)
Ames: Okay then.

(I’m sending you to the ranch)
He’s meeting us at McDonalds, puts the diary in his bag and they go to his car

Ames: Well no sh!t sherlock. Two people just disappeared out of thin air and theres something potentially inhuman here.

Samuel: DONT YELL AT ME! I AM VERY STRESSED!

Ames: That sucks... What do you think that thing did to her?

Samuel: Please don’t be sex demon please don’t be sex demon

Ames: No idea.

Suddenly, father comes in crying

Ames: I know, but we're looking for your sister here.

Samuel: Kiss, looks around

Ames: Uh... Hi?

White: explains how he made a dark versions of the 4 to do his dirty work and they’ll stay here for all time

Diwa?: *face completely obscured*

Father: Ames! Your the last hope to Ava save him!

Ames: Even scarier actually. Not a big fan of kids-

Samuel: Ah shit my mom will be pissed if I don’t get grandkids for her

(bish no-)
Ames: I don't think it's that one.

Father: there’s also ligma, but that’s a gay ass demon…

Ames: Does it really matter if he's trying to help with the case? He's pretty much doing a good thing.

Fbi 1: Still…
Fbi 2 he’s getting himself into shit he can’t fathom
Fbi 3 x father is made (fbi 3 is female btw)

[It has a whole bunch of entries. The most recent one seems... Disturbing. It reads "I keep seeing shadows in the corner of my eye. I swear I saw something in the window last night. I'm bringing Izzy to the park but I'm bringing a weapon just in case. I'm scared. Okay, a few minutes later, everything seems normal. Izzy is playing. There's this weird ringing in my ears and I feel like somethings watching me. What is that-"
It cuts off.]

Samuel: HA SHES BEEN KIDNAPPED!

[They naruto run all the way back home]

Father: quick! I have information on the church!
They run to the church

Ames: Ames. Pleased to meet you, fellow person.

Father: hewo!
Samuel: Hey Um father describes situation

Ames: *le follows i guess*

They go down a dark cavern

Ames: Yay!

They go to A Mexican restaurant

(lmao father is like my favorite character)

(Ikr?)

(nah its cool i wont hurt you bro)

(Sorry I didn’t mean anything by taht)

Ames: Soooo... Can I leave now?

Fbi 1 and Samuel watch Mlp
Fbi 2: takes her to Samuel and fbi 1
Father and fbi 3 have a child

Ames: *sits up suddenly* STAY BACK EVIL SQUIR- wait where am i.

Samuel: my head hurts…

Ames: *confused*

Jesus: Frees them

Ames: ._ .

Father: follow me

Ames: Wait I think I've seen that before.

Samuel: ?

Ames: *kicks down door in logic*

Samuel: follows

Ames: oh dear-

Samuel: yeah…

Ames: *gets up and follows ig*

Ames: Cool. Go ahead.

Samuel and FBI agent 1 have a staring contest
FBI agent 2: WHY ARE YOU INVESTIGATING THIS GIRLS DISSAPERENCE?
Father and FBI agent 3 recreate the crucifixion

Ames: *gathp* oh. okay then we're not stopping we finding her.

Samuel: really? Ty babe, where’d father go?

Ames: *gasp* What happened, broski?

Father: SHE LEFT ME! AND SHE TOOK THE KIDS!

Ames: Where the fuuq are we?

Suddenly, the doors swing open

Ames: Oh fuuq-

Samuel: well… kisses her cheek, we’ll see what the future holds for us

Ames: Your here to interrogate me, right?

Samuel: sure!
FBI agent 1 throws water, NO WA WA FOR YOU!
Fbi 2: yep!
Father and fbi 3: WOAH WERE HALF WAY THERE!!! WOAH LETS NOW SAY OUR PRAYERS

Ames: *hapi*

Samuel and Ames make out
While father gets wasted on margaritas

Diwa?: *trying to get to the bench, shuffling*

Father: Samuel! Stay away from her! She might be infected!
Samuel doesn’t listen
Father: hell listen to you! Turns to ames

Ames: *mock british accent* We are in a bit of a pickle.

Father: I see… so why’d you call me?
Samuel: might be demonic :/

Ames: *flops down on the ground when they get there because of all the running*

Father: follow me, he walks into the main church part where the actual service happens

Ames: What the fuuq-

Samuel: Oh crap… he holds her tight

[It's not an actual house, it's a small area with a vending machine, benches, and a fountain. The sunset looks beautiful from here.]

Samuel: Aw this place is romantic

Ames: *vibin in the car*

Samuel: kisses her as they pull in
When they walk in they see the father sitting eating some nuggies

[Ames, fbi 1, and samuel watch all 7 seasons of mlp]

When finished, fbi 1 leaves to let them talk

(i know, i know, i understand. its cool.)

Samuel: No I won’t!
Fbi 2: it’s more serious than that
The father and fbi 3 (who’s pansexual there I added some lgbtq to it)
Make out

Ames: y tho?

Father: She satanist

Ames: I don't think so. She doesn't describe whatever is watching her as 'someone'. She describes it as 'something'. What if this thing that took her wasn't human?

Samuel: Oh shit… calls Father Fatfuuck

(lmao)

They leave to go too address here
(It might get a bit darker at this point)

Ames: Do we get fed at all? Or do we just slowly starve? And is there a bathroom?

White: have fun starving, oh and piss yourselves ig
Father is chanting

Ames: .-.

Father: here’s our holy situation room

Ames: Oooo.

Father: touches the crucified Jesus’s left leg and breaks it

Ames: Yeah, she was. How convenient.

Samuel: ikr? He opens the book

Ames: *drumming on the table*

An FBI agent walks into all the rooms
(3 different agents ofc)
Samuel: Huh?
Father: to busy singing about how Jesus is life

(*slam on table* 28 STAB WOUNDS. jkjkjk-)
Ames: who dat-

(Pfft!)
???- get your asses up!
They are sent into a building and are forced to sit in separate interrogation rooms

Ames: *picks up loose brick in the ground* Stay back, whatever the freak you are...

Samuel: Babe… I’m a bit scared…

Ames: Oh.

Samuel: alrigjt lets get out of here

Ames: So like apparently theres some really really weird stuff going on with this case and the fbi guys want us to stop.

Samuel: why? He looks angy

Ames: I guess-

Samuel: cuddles on her
Father: we can talk about your sex life later

Ames: Samuel found the file somehow. I didn't know he was a detective. I guess he decided to try solving the case.

Samuel: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FBI 1: Y YOU ASKING ABOUT HER DISSAPERANCe?
FBI 2: well he’s not… this is our case
FBI 3 and father starts a church

Ames: My roommate used to study demonology and would never shut up about it. Thankfully, I don't think this one is a s*x demon.

Samuel: Phew!

Ames: .-.

It triggers a reaction that opens a door

Ames: Hey! Stupid! You do realize that could be a zombie or some sh*t right?

Samuel: just let me hold her…
Father tackles sam

[Seems normal, there are a few kids and one person with a dog. There are two benches. One seems to have a book on it, abandonned.]

Samuel: takes book
TWILIGHT? he barfs on a child