Introducing iSimp.
"Hello, my name is Bill Gates. After 45 years of innovation, we have finally created iSimp. iSimp lets you connect and send money to your favourite simps, like Yachi, Soap, Pokimane, and Belle Delphine, and Greenstar. A specialty of iSimp is that it automatically installs the "iSimp Anti-Troll Software" onto your device to make sure people addicted to simping like lewis do not attack you for liking the same person."
"It also lets you send nudes to your simps through the sMessage (simpMessage) feature. sMessage is privated using modern sEncyrpted (sextingEncrypted) technology. Have fun cumming!"