Soft serve Joe

You're supposed to post a worse president, not a better one :D

Don’t you have school in the morning, kiddo?

Adults typically dont go to school after college, sonny.

You sound like a kid or a college student. If you’re indeed older it’s time you grew up.

You think I'm stupid enough not to recognize the false dichotomy you're bringing to the table?

That said, kind of ironic you're telling me to grow up. Because if I am a kid, then what do I know? I'm just a kid, but if I'm a college student, as you said, I gotta grow up. So, if I'm older than both of those choices, I still need to grow up. So, you covered just about everybody. Do you even think about the arguments you're trying to make?