TROLL ALERT; 1. Do not engage a troll under any circumstances.
2. Remain inside your vehicle at all times, and turn the music up loud.
3. If bitten, immediately enable troll vaccine from:
https://www.griproom.com/fun/why-your-stock-is-always-red
4. If surrounded by a troll pack remain calm, right click and select 'Ignore trolls'
5. Post contact, wash all affected items in cold hard logic, hydrate, and remain mindful.