Jonathan's Steel Ball Run

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My ex. Ya know him, the absent father who neglected you for a furry cat that is coincidentally also a another one of my ex.

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Don't f**kin' ask why.
All I know is that the cat bitch blocked me after I replaced him from my group chat because I was tired of his shit for the final time.
Like really, we're not boyfriends at all and yet this little dickwad got so offended over me thinking that a another guy I like is thicker then him.

I'm dead serious bruv.

wtaf that is so f**king dumb tbh your more of a father then he ever was.
He f**king left me.

I know.

*hugs*
the funny thing is i have separation anxiety

Aw, ya poor thing, here.
-hugs back-

:3

There, you'll be fine.

And that was his BOYFRIEND I was talking about.

YAY! GLOBAL DOMINATION BY ACCIDENT!