I used to roll the dice
Feel my dick in my enemies ass
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead loooooooooooool
One minute I held my nuts
Next my balls would close on me and then I discovered sans
Upon pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing omae wamu shinderu
Beat my meat
My sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
For some reason I can’t explain
Why we live in a society
Where gamers
Don’t rule the world