I called Jesus at 3AM AND HE CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

I called cloud at 3am she came into my house (GONE SEXUAL) (911 CALLED) (NEIGHBORS JOINED IN) (gone sus) (got nuked)

Jesus Christ

BU DUM TISS

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Gone HOMOsexual

Fun fact: It's believed Jesus may have had sex and children with a prostitute named Mary Magdelene

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