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You know you're in redneck land..when...your punishment for a crime is to do 40 hrs of volunteer work... And one of the options you're given is to do volunteer work at ABTF. When I asked the judge what it was, he told me it was the Anheuser-Busch Testing Facility, and he volunteers there all the time...as does the district attorney, two of the meter-maids, the stenographer, the bailiff...