I CAN SEE YOU YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN

Pissking420

oh

Random.

I kinda want to do something sb related

Spunchbob isn't taken yet

Eh, I mean like referencing the actually show, HMMM
FREEFORM JAZZ INTENSIFIES

oh

Ye… but which reference

Hey I'm back I had a f**king mental breakdown cuz I had to go by my grandma's and my dad's side is so f**ked I have going there my dad is in jail my uncle died at forty from drugs my other uncle got shot in a hang fight and died when I was little my step sister and I were playing I swear to f**king God don't make a joke about this but we were playing we were like five and she fell down the the stairs and got really hurt my dad war so high he ignored her and just told her to suck it up she died if got fifteen years bro do you know what it's like watching her die bro I remember and just lose it man so I have going over there I know this sounds crazy but I swear it's all true and today man I just . . .

I don’t do that stuff

I don't really either I never got addicted so I only do it when I just feel Shitty then I get high

Cum

On what

Bread

U good?

No I’m teh priest at a wedding in imgflip

I watched a movie where this guy drank horse cum

JACKASS?!?!?

Ywp

Yea ...

Welp

But I kinda try to stay away from that stuff ish

Good

Yea I have some sense but sometimes it's nice to just get high and not worry about anything for a little bit

Welp

But I haven't hmm like two or three weeks

Your names jay?

Well it's jaIden but I mainly in by Jay

Oh shit mines Brayden, but my parents sometimes call me ray or bray, I think it’s an ok name

I know like three Bradens I have kind of an unusual name that's why I go by Jay

Yeah mine is B r a Y d e n, most others are braden

Oh that was auto correct my bad

Yeah

And then he came back like twenty minutes later and yells God Dammit Maddie stop moaning so loud

Incest

Nah but he was genuinely annoyed. Would u want ur girl to be loud or not

Go by

Get nudes

U don't really have to do anything they just kinda decide to lol

Yeah lol ig

Mean u didn't do anything did u? She just randomly sent them

I asked her NICELY

Lmao it worked?

Yeah lol, we also are close

Idk I also have a spongebob class

I start school on Wednesday

Damn

Well it's not all bad cuz it's pretty easy for me and I can see all my friends every day and my gf is on my bus

Yeah… must be nice

Wdym

Having a good school life :3

Yea but I won't be able to be with my gf all the time like I have been which sucks

Yeah, but at least you have a gf

Yea at least u get nudes. But I liked being with her all day and I know she does too so I gotta savor the last five days

You f**ked your gf in the shower

Oh that makes sense except I'm close with my mom and I don't get nudes

… you know what I mean

Rofl yea

Yeah lol

So uh ... Sup?

I’m doing a class on shitposting

Oh😒

Yeah lol

Why

Damn ours are separated genders not mixed

Why

Idk

The locker rooms are not the class tho

Yeah it’s all separated

Do u have uniforms I don't

Me neither, I will have a uniform for jrotc I have to wear on Wednesdays, but that won’t be until September
Also I only had gym last year

Oh I'm glad I dot have uniforms I like seeing my gf In a crop top and Jean shorts where u can see almost half her ass

Nah I walked in and she was like come in with me so I did and we both just showered as like foreplay kinda then we dried off and we were both kissing naked and then I likepicked her up and she wrapped her legs around me and I carried her out into her room

Damn… and she hasn’t been dress coded?

Nope none of the girls have. the dress code is no clothes with inappropriate words or pictures and no visible undergarments so if their bra and panties aren't showing they're fine

bro….
My school is strickter

That sucks

Eh it’s fine

Yea I don't mind being able to see half her ass

I’m sure you don’t

Lol wouldn't u

And you f**ked?

Yes we did but her brothers door was open and they're rooms are right across so he saw me carry her in

oop

He just said come on man that's my sister what would you do

Say, and it’s my gf, get over it

No in her brothers shoes

Oh I would say PRIVACY? And slam my door

Well he had his door open he was just coming out when we went past him

Lol rip him

Why

Seeing his sister naked, it ain’t Alabama you know

Yea he also saw his best friend naked F**king his sister

True

But with how I was holding her he probably only got a glimpse of side boob but he definitely say my ass

Oh sick man ass!
Jk I’m straight and man ass scares me

Lmao well I'm not very thicc

I hope so…

I bet u will. Trust me oral is really fun

Hope so

It is because then she squirts all over ur face it's so hot

Epik I’m watching rule 34 normal ofc

Oh ok

Women am I right?

I came on her ass too

HIGH FIVE!

Bro the fist time we had sex she did something so hot in my opinion

WhT?

I came on her tit's and she licked it off

… ok then

Oh lol well if ur Not into that then Ig it won't be that hot

Damn my 6 and 3 nieces won’t leave me alone

Give them oral!!! Lmao

… that’s pedofilia

True thas my bad. question so when u get a gf and u screw her when you pull out where would ur go to place to cum be

Yeah, i hope I find a girl like you btw he’s described you

Awwwwwww u guys are so nice what did he say about me

He complimented your figure several times, but he also talked about how nice you were and how lucky he was to have you

Aww really I am pretty awesome lol he's so sweet

Yeah he is lol

You seem like super nice to though

Thanks!

Thanks for having faith in me, just another person to disappoint

Nah I won't care if u don't like I feel for u if so but u will

what?

I worded that poorly but the point is I wouldn't get disappointed

Ok, thanks man

Yeep im here

Ty

Np

Yeah

Sup

Wdym?

I was just wondering who my boyfriend was talking to every night I ALWAYS fall asleep before him and sometimes I wake up to see or something and I ask him what he's doing he always says talking to a friend on imgflip and I didn't know who

Lol, so you logged into his imgflip account?
Fortunately I am a straight male so don’t worry about me lol

Well hes playing cod with my brother at the moment and he say he has nothing to hide and told me his password I told him mine but like he's not with me right now so like just thought I'd talk to his friend

Wait, you have an account? Oh that’s good for him THE STORYS HES TOLD ME

No I don't have a account I meant phone passwords I use tiktok but he says it's stupid

Also I know it’s you… she would t be upvoting all my comments

Omg u think I'm lying? he always tells me that's polite he always talks about this app he says it's so much better and that I should make an account but I never do cuz like it's kinda dumb

Ah, don’t mention tik tok AT ALL everyone here hates tik tok, also he told me about happy fun times you guys had so um ye

Oh well he said u r from Texas so it doesn't really matter Ig he had to tell someone

I might… if she wasn’t a bitch

??? My gf is so nice

I hate those girls that are thicc, but are terrible inside

No she's a good person

I’m glad for you

Thx you'll find someone too

I hope

Believe me you will it might not be soon but u will

That’s not THAT big but then again she’ll grow

Yea but she's fourteen and besides I love them I think they're perfect

Ik Damn now I want tiddys

Lol can u explain

I want a gf so I can have tiddys to use

Lol what size

Idc but preferably c or bigger but Ik most women my age are relatively flat

Yea I'm lucky she isn't flat I fell like anything bigger than d isn't that hot in my opinion I like a little bit smaller tit's

Yeah… it’s too much at that point, c is the best in my opinion

Yea but hmmm her b's are just . . .

B or c mostly

My mom is very anti abortion, so worse case scenario it winds up an orphan

Yea that's definitely the better thing to do but that might be harder just because you would meet it you know

DIDNT yhink you did

Ik

Yep

If u were home alone and ur crush came over and wanted to f**k what would u do

umm… well sure why not

Imagine having school

Ikr

I don't start till next Wednesday

Yeah… but at least they’ll have a chance at life

Yeah but I make sure I pull out in time

Or you know, condom if you can get some

You know how sus it would look to see a fourteen year old buy condoms I don't even think they would give them to me

Just pretend your dad told you to buy them

That would seem even worse Tbh

CHEERS MATE!

To what

*voice crack*
HeY mY dAD sEnT me To GeT coNdOMs

Lmao yea that for sure wouldn't work

13

Yea I think I was at about five when I was thirteen I only turned fourteen like moth ago

Ok then

Yea btw my friend knows I f**ked his sister

Awesome

Yea he actually didn't care if heard moaning my gf is really loud but he heard and he knocks on the door and says Jay stop f**king her that hard I don't wanna hear it from my room

Gep

What?

Yep

Today I blasted in her face and it was on her moth and she goes and kisses me. First time I ever tasted jIzz

Smae

Not like his sister bro she's huge

I could tell

Bro I also got to titty F**k her

BROOOOOOOO DAB ME UP!

*dabs u up* it was awesome

I bet!

I also came inside her butt

Ooh, now Ik horny

Me too God I love her ass

High five

And I can last pretty long on round one I lasted ten minutes before shooting it up her ass

Yeah lol, I figured you’d last longer on the later rounds cause you’ve already cummed

Yea I do she came four times last night

Lol

Yah tahts hot

She also swallows

I need to meet her… NOW

Lol u wish

She's the best

Yeah I’m horny just talking about her

Lmao Ngl so am I but I don't really Jack off much anymore gotta build up my load for her ya know

Right, laughs in virgin

Yea why cum on my sheets when I have her face Lol. Ok it's sounding like I just use her at this point I do love her. Personality and body

I don’t cum on my sheets I use tissues

Well I don't use sheets anymore

I bet

Yea ...

I got some more nudes
I have no clue how I do this

Do what

One sucks blood: the other suck dick

No. A mosquito stops sucking when I slap it

Mmm

Don't worryI don't actually hit her just a joke

Ik lol

The roughest thing we'd done was she told me to grab her hair but he u grab the end then it hurts if u grab closer to her head it doesn't hurt her or I tink I gave her I real light smack on the ass when she was walking

Welp

So I don't hurt her

Loud, If we are completely alone

Same I think it's hot

Yeah it is, but if someone can hear us, stfu

Yea her brother was actually mad because she was so loud lol

Cant say I blame him, would yuu it want your sibling moaning so damn load?

No and our other friends could hear it through his Mic. Like pov ur playing wth a friend and in the background u hear his sister getting railed by ur other friend

oof if one of my boys did that, I’d yell JESUS WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!

Lol yea we finished and I checked my phone I had three texts from three different friends saying Shit like good job or shut up

Welp lol I’d be the one sending links to ye bible

Lol this morning she texted me saying she has her phone on vibrate and told me to keep calling her lmao

Loud

Tits for sure

Same but the first time I overshot and got like her chin/mouth area she just kicked it up. Bro she's so kinky

Mmm

Watcha thinkin bout?

Nothin

What if u were tho

Drugs

Kickslol

I meant licks

Ik

Yea but like she'll try pretty much anything

Yeah

She likes anal too so . . .

Bend over…. Also the ass would make a great cum spot

Yea it definitely is

Do u do drugs

No lol

Oh . . .

Yeah do you?

Not really nothing crazy I have smoked on occasions and I don't vape that often and one time I accidentally ate drug cookie I didn't know it had stuff in it tho

I don’t know why I love those movies… but I do

Me too I think either bam or Steve o are my favorite although wee man is awesome

I like all of them simply cause it’s fun watching people do stupid shit

Yea but I respect Chris the most cuz he always sacrifices his dIck

Yeah lol

Imagine if they had a girl on these team

I remember when one put his dick in a cage with a snapping turtle

Or the butt chug that was nasty

Yeah lol!

I was gonna watch it with my gf but she thought it was retarded

Oh shit….

Maybe it would f without the voice cracks

No way

I’ve done it before

Actually did u use them

Nah it was for my dad not me

Lmao why would he ask u that

I… have no clue

Must've been awkward

Nah I was a small bean

What?

… what? What do you mean that’s polite?

Like I was watching him talk to this bean girl and I asked him why he pressed the little arrow on her comments and he said it's polite cuz she took time to respond or whatever

It’s common decency

To upvote? So like do you upvote every meme cuz they took time to make it

Yeah sure ig idk why not

Or is that not really how it works

No… it depends on the person ig

Oh so does he like on all your posts

Ig so, me and him are close

Awww that's nice

Ah yes… also she should’ve kept that comment to herself

I know like what do u want me to do about it it's her body like we had sex before you know how dumb it would sound if I just said like hey can yo stop wearing stuff like that

Yeah… also she wouldn’t know about your sexy times

Yea she doesn't know like my gf pov I just in ur to her hey babe stop dressing like a s**t

Ik that’s how you become single 101

Yea and Ngl I don't mind it

Yeah I mean ofc you wouldn’t since you’d be all over that body

Do you know what cup she is?

Yea b I'm pretty sure

THE SHOWER SEX PHASE

Oh what about it

Seems like something id enjoy

Yea it's nice except I'm not used to standing

Yeah her tittys might be hard tho

Wdym by that like her nipples

Yeah ofc

They kind of were but they were still awesome

Well I mean they’re tits

Yea they're always awesome especially hers lol

Sorry I'm slow

Yep

UWU X3 RAWR (why am I like this)

Are u supposed to pull out during anal

Umm idk if she can get preggers like that… also describe her so I know what I’m dealing woth

Ok so she's like 5 8 blue eyes brown hair she's really thicc and b tit's and she has very slight freckles

White I presume since she has freckles?

Yes but u don't really notice them unless u really look

Poati

?

I didn’t know how to repsonhu

Oh and no u can't get pregnant from anal

What does that mean

I mean respond, I didn’t k ow what to say period

Oh

I think… she’s a cute Hispanic girl in my av class

Noice I'm Hispanic which is kinda nice cuz even tho I'm light skin I get van easily and I've never had sunburn

Oh I’m white af, I hope my best friends gf doesn’t tell her cause I share that class with her as well and it seems like something she’d do since I told my best friend and she overheard it

Oh just ask her to please not and are u finna ask out ur new crush soon or wait

Well… let me test the water before I dive in

Yea good idea

Welp

Does ur crush have big tit's

No she’s kinda normal but then again she mostly wears a very soft hoodie

How do u know it's very soft

Tan

Smae

I'd much rather kiss my gf than her brother

Smae

Y would u be in a situation to kiss my gf or her brother in the first place

Idk lol

U do realize Wisconsin is on the other side of the country from Texas

Ikr

But I do have math and gym with my gf so

You have gym with her?

Yes

I was child

Oh. Condoms are pay to win

Victory

Yea and when I was done she said could u put a little ore on my butt please so I think she low key liked it

Welp

What would u say ur biggest fantasy or kink is? I really like oral

I like catfish irl lol

Kill me

Sure

Yay

Oof you mean like a porn scenario?

Well something you'd really wanna do Irl

Well posistion: Oral would be great
Scenario: Maid for some reason

Lol what's the difference between my gf and a mosquito

What “gender”?

???

I mean what gender did they change to

Boy we were talking and I said I was Mexican I'm light skin tho so she didn't believe me she said Well u don't look Mexican and that kind of offended me so I said oh well u don't LOOK like a guy

Oh so it was female then became male? I have a girl/boy at my school

Same

Also there’s no confusing my race lol
Also I have a new crush lol

Is she single this time

Yep Ik that’s how I was born

Yea cuz pulling out requires skill

Ye!

Yea I was with my gf today and we tried something new guess what it was

What? CREAMPIE

No shower sex and it's really weird it's uncomfortable at first but once you get situated it's awesome but we've done cream pie before anal tho so she wouldn't get pregnant

Ah yes

What

Hug, you do that man and whoop him good

I will also I'm so mad at my mom rn

Why?

Did she find out about happy fun times?

No but she said my gf dresses like a s**t like bruh mom that's not nice

Well…
JK JK I don’t know her… but she’s probably just worried about you and your future like all moms

Yea. But she does wear pretty revealing clothes but that was still uncalled for on my moms part

Yeah but like I said, moms do as moms do

Her names Maddle?
Also that was uncalled for

Well Madison but she goes by Maddie

It’s not the same….

What isn't

Getting nudes, it’s not romantic, I want a girl that loves me

Yea I get that but we're still young you'll find someone eventually

Sniffles, thanks…

Hand you tissue your welcome

Bro hug

Lol Bro kiss no homo

Nah I don’t do kisses, but I’ll make an exception this ONE time, no homo

Lmao Sorry. I do kisses never bro kisses before tho

My suicide rates

U ok

Ok well I'm pretty sure that means ur Not find and u just don't wanna talk about it Well I'm here if u do

My imgflip gf dumped me
And she said she never even. Loved at all

Well it's an online gf so it was bound to happen eventually I'm sorry but it's true. Idk what to say but I'm here if u need to talk

Yeah….
My problems are so f**king stupid, it makes me feel like a cry baby or some shit

Nah I get it that's rough any kind of break up even online and I'm sure puberty doesn't help with ur emotions but it will get better eventually

Yeah…

Hey who is this

Damn…

U don't believe me do u

NO! I do! I’m so sorry about all that man…

Yea it's a lot I hate going there it just it's all so scary

Damn… makes me glad I’ve had the boring life I have

Yea mine's fairly normal and good I am really blessed I just I only see them a handful of times a year and that's just when Shit gets hard

Yeah… makes me feel bad for having good parents

Why do u feel bad

Well… i think it’s called something like survivors guilt but Ig in this case good parent guilt

Oh I know what u mean but my mom and step dad are good so is fine

She horny af

Yea I kinda like it tho Tbh

I would too

Yea it's awesome

Jelly ngl

One day man u all have ur girl and she'll have big tit's

X doubt

Why do u doubt

It doesn’t seem likely

U think she'll have small tit's

Why not

Yeah :3

Well I'm soooo sleepy right now so byeeeee

Ok Maddie
(I think that’s your name)
I hope to speak to you again

So Um I kinda got rejected again… kinda

What happened

Well
I was in announcements class working on some tech for the morning announcements when my best friends gf tells me she has a bf… at first I was confused but I soon realized she told my crush I liked her cause like I said I told my bro yesterday and she was there as well

Bruh try crushing on a girl that's single

Well… this is why I wanted to wait a bit but no ig not!

Lmao well u didn't ask her all that happened was ur friends gf saved u the embarrassment

still… I would was embarrassed since she said it out loud

Yea that sucks I'm sorry

Thanks man

Yea well there's plenty of fish in the sea . . . just avoid catfish

Well that’s good to hear

Yea here's a link to the Shit with my dad https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2013/05/23/Man-gets-15-years-for-girlfriends-daughters-death/84271369331444/

I’m so glad you have a smoking hot gf cause you deserve one

Lmao Wdym

You’ve been though some shy man

Shit

yea my gf doesn't know I don't want her to meet any of them

Yeah wait until you guys are in a deep relationship then tell her

I mean we kinda already are I just don't think I should tell her till my dad gets out but I want noting to do with him

That’a true and you shouldn’t and when you became successful don’t let him come back

Yea when he gets out in four years if he comes to my house I swear to God I'm gonna beat his ass

Same

But I try to be friends with every one you know

Yeah I try making conversation or simthing

Yea Idk man

imgflip.com/i/5kh8gs
DOGGO

Nice what kinda dog

Dalmatian

Noice what's it's name

His names Hardy, he’s a f**king hard head some times

You got reposted into amogus imgflip.com/i/5kh92k

Lol can't be worse than my brother

Ouch! I apparently look like a discord mod at .00000001% power

Lmao

Rip

So Imet this trans kid today

I um low key have been getting close to her and out shoulders have touched

I see but that seems kinda sussy just try talking to her make jokes and low key compliment her

(Don’t question my tactics)
Yeah ok

Lol is she pretty thicc

Eh she’s ok

Hmm. guess what got to do today

What? F**k some hows

Nah noting like that me and my gf were in her backyard she has a pool but she a laying n like one of those chair trying to get a tan and I got to rub sunblock all over her

Oh nice

Yea I got to rub her ass so . . .

Google wins again

Well I knew that I just didn't know if u have to pull out cuz she tells me not to during anal

How would she know? GOOGLE

Wdym

She probably used google

Oh. Yea so did I. Gotta love incognito mode for these kinda situations

Lol, nearest planned parenthood

Well thank God she can't get preggo from anal

Also I doubt I’d do an abortion no matter what since that’s how my mom raised me

Yea Idk if I got her pregnant at fourteen I might consider it but I'd leave it up to her you know

Like I'm not complaining or anything I just didn't know if u were supposed to

Yeah, I’d make my girl probably use mousthwash before we kiss again after a succ

Lmao it tastes weird like it's not actually bad it's just weird and I don't mind kissing her after a succ

Yeah… germs go brrrr

Well it's my dick so

Fair

And it's huge

oh amazing facts but idc in straight

I know I just thought I'd tell you (it's just barely under six inches)

Mine is like 4-5 (not bad for my age I think)

Yea I'm fourteen are you thirteen or fourteen

Lol bro on Thursday she sat on my face and it is surprisingly difficult to breathe

Face sitting? Never seemed like something I’d like

Oh I like it I just really enjoy giving her oral

Well, I’d do regular pussy licking and maybe 69 but no face sitting

Is there a reason for that

Doenst seem like something that I’d like, now if she really really want me to, then yeah I will

Yea I get it I think eating her pussy is kinda fun Tbh

HA IMAGINE HAVING SOMEONE TO PLEASE! I don’t….

Welp u will eventually.

I have 0 self esteem

Same

God I’m a mess

How come

I can’t get a gf I mean I’m doing good in class but I mean big f**king deal and I have almost no friends and I embarrass myself for other people’s amusement and it gets tiring being called special when you know good and damn well you ain’t special!

Yea Idk what to say have u tried making friends

Yeah! But I’m such a ducking clown I either embarrass myself or I make them cringe!

Yeah I kinda get it I know I dey people like that but you know u only need a few close friends so

Yeah I keep my friend circle close

Yea I don't I have like my close friends and then just the people I talk to in class cuz there's no-one else

Few