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People think I’m Paula

PAULA
*Takes out a cross*

BAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry that's TOO funny

Idk just came back

It was from yesterday

StickDanny is still in his grey colors, the memories of him and Cloudy just can’t go away. StickCat tried to help in any way he can, even offering him to erase Cloudy from his mind. It was no use however. one day, Bloo, a friend of StickCat decided to step in. they had a plan to make StickDanny move on, but it was a plan unexpected. so this morning, Bloo woke up in their little cat bed as usual and puts a hood on. They head out of the house and zoomed through the neighborhood in “ImgFlip City”, and a few miles away there was a specific house they’re heading to. Once they reached their destination, Bloo knocked on the door and proceeded to whistle as they wait for the person to answer. The door opened, and it’s revealed to be Cayde-6, an Exo and one of the Vanguard that actually had feelings for Bloo. “B-Bloo?..” Cayde said, surprised to find his crush at his doorstep. Bloo happily bounced and said: “HOWDY CAYDE!! I’m just here not only to say hi, but because for once I actually need you!”. Cayde tilts his head, “wait really? You want my help killing some enemies or something?” he asked. Bloo shakes their head and said “nope! I’d happily explain what I need you for! but I think we gotta sit somewhere.”, “well, get in then. you ARE at my door after all.” Cayde crosses his arms saying this while also motioning them to step inside. “Oh yeah... welp-“ Bloo zoomed inside the Exo’s house.

>:O a story

Lmao caydes in it

Meanwhile, StickCat is still staring at StickDanny, who is lying on the floor still in his grey colors and crying uncontrollably. His ears go up as he heard a knock on the door, StickDanny also looked back at it. “Who’s there..?” He said, “don’t know, I’ll check...” StickCat said as he walks towards the door, opening it only to see Bloo and Cayde. StickCat tilts his head, “Oh god... so you weren’t lying about Cayde being part of the plan, huh?” He said. “Nope-“ Bloo said, StickDanny was confused and still depressed. he said: “w-what plan?”, Bloo walks towards him while holding Cayde’s hand. “Ah! StickDanny! I just want you to meet my friend.” Bloo said as he pushes him closer to the sad licorice, “Danny, meet Cayde. Cayde, meet Danny.” they said. “uh... hey..?” Cayde slowly waved at StickDanny, “w-what did you bring him here for...?” he said timidly. “Well, let’s just say I’m just going to try and make you guys get along.” said Bloo, StickDanny tilted his head and replied: “w-what do you mean..?”. After Bloo explained the plan to him.. he was left with a shocked look on his face, “WHAT!? b-but.. he’s a guy and... I’m not GAY!” he stuttered. Bloo had this resting bitch face, “you don’t have to be gay to date a man, Bi people and Pans people exist.”. “B-but Cloudy......” StickDanny said, almost tearing up. Bloo placed their hand on his shoulder and proceeded to reply: “StickDanny, remember when she visited you at the hospital? I’m sure she said to you that you’ll be able to find someone else, girl or not.. this’ll probably be one of your chances.”, “he’s not wrong S.D.” StickCat said as he nodded. “Yeah... I guess you’re right... :’(“ StickDanny said as he stood up a little, hearing this Cayde felt some sympathy for the little guy but still stayed silent. “Now, let’s get going to that LOVE HOTEL I just booked for you two!” Bloo yelled happily, everyone else just had this shocked look on their faces as well. “WHAT!?” the other three said in sync, “Bloo, that was never part of the plan was it!?” StickCat yelled in a panicked tone and Bloo just went “It was, but I decided to not tell you guys until now. -w-“. “Oh brother...” StickCat facepalmed, “Now... let’s go to prison! WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!-“ Bloo screamed while running out of the door. Cayde, who used to be shocked then yelled “wh- hey! That’s my line!”, StickCat sighed and went: “welp, let’s go gang..”. “Okay...” StickDanny said-

Imagine, I was in the story

Bloo what the f**k?

nothing

ookay...