WDYD?

5it3gw.jpg (click to show) Bastion: Hey what are you guys doing?
5jww98.jpg (click to show) Emmanuel: *quietly* Bastion, we should go. We don’t know them

Monk: None of your business.
Maddie: Yeahhhhh..

Emmanuel: let’s just go bastion
Bastion: no. Do you guys need help?

Monk: What do you mean? We’re fine.
Maddie: Yeahhhhh f**k offffg. *She flips them off*
Monk: Maddie you’re high-

Emmanuel: *tugs on bastion’s jacket* lets go
Bastion: just wait a second. I wanna know what’s going on here
Emmanuel: *mutters* your damned curiosity will get you killed one day

Maddie: Psh. Just go with them. Jeezzzz.

Bastion: I’ll call the police if you don’t tell me what’s going on

Monk: My dads an officer, I’ll be fine.

Bastion: what about your friend?

Monk: She’s with me so. Fine.

Emmanuel: and we can go now. Bastion. *starts walking away*
Bastion: *introducing themselves* I’m bastion

Monk: 16.
Maddie: 15.

Bastion: ah

Monk: Mhm.

Bastion: well it’s not like she can go home high as a kite so, where are you guys staying?

Monk: I’ll probably just bring her to my place, my parents both work night shifts to as long as she’s gone before 8am we’re good.

Bastion: ah.

Maddie: Hehehehhe.

Bastion: so where are you guys from?

Monk: We’re actually from New York, heh.

Bastion: oh cool

Monk: What about you?

Bastion: San Diego

Monk: Cool.

Bastion: could you guys make me a fake id?

Monk: Our friend makes them, we could ask him for you.

Bastion: thanks!

Monk: Of course. Does your friend want one as well or no?

Bastion: what friend?

Monk: That other dude who left.

Bastion: nah

Monk: Yeah I know. But we got our ids and shit so we’re technically 22.
Maddie: But they give me weird looks cause i’m short as hell.
*Maddie is 5’6 and Monk is 5’11*

(Bro I’m not even 5’6)
Emmanuel: yeah yeah bet you guys forged those
Bastion: Emmanuel!

(haha i am 5’6 >:D)
Monk: Whatever bitch.

(D:)
Emmanuel: *mad* What did you call me?

(>:3)
Monk: A bitch.

Emmanuel: *tries to punch you but bastion hold him back*
Bastion: chill dude

Monk: Heh.

Emmanuel: what a jerk!
Bastion: what’s up with you today?

Monk: Tsk. Shut up you pussy.
Maddie: Hehehhehe yeahhhh.

Emmanuel: ARRG! *proceeds to punch you*

Monk: Alright. I think our friend is at his job right now actually, so we could ask.

Bastion: k

Maddie: Did we askkkk?

Bastion: no, but wouldn’t it be better if we knew each other’s names?

Maddie: Ehhhhhh.
Monk: I’m Monk, this here is Maddie.

Bastion: nice to meet you. The overreacting child is Emmanuel
Emmanuel: *harshly* I’m not a child bastion, WE’RE THE SAME AGE

Monk: How old are y’all then?

Bastion and Emmanuel: 15

Monk: Ah.

Bastion: what about you guys?

Maddie: We’re fiftee-
Monk: We’re 22.

Emmanuel: *stifles a laugh* yeah right!

*Monk dodges it and laughs*

Bastion: look I’m sorry man *holds Emmanuel back* I don’t know why he’s acting like this

Monk: Eh I don’t give a shit.

Bastion: if you aren’t gonna behave, go home Emmanuel.
Emmanuel: *visibly hurt* fine *leaves*
Bastion: anyways- how’d you guys get all this stuff?

Monk: Fake ids. They aren’t that hard to make.
Maddie: Mhmmmm.

Bastion: figured.

Maddie: And we’ve been making lotsss of moneyyy.

Bastion: how?

Maddie: We work multiple jobbbsss.

Bastion: how old are you guys really?