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reply 5it3gw.jpg (click to show) Bastion: Hey what are you guys doing?
5jww98.jpg (click to show) Emmanuel: *quietly* Bastion, we should go. We don’t know them
reply Monk: None of your business.
Maddie: Yeahhhhh..
reply Emmanuel: let’s just go bastion
Bastion: no. Do you guys need help?
reply Monk: What do you mean? We’re fine.
Maddie: Yeahhhhh f**k offffg. *She flips them off*
Monk: Maddie you’re high-
reply Emmanuel: *tugs on bastion’s jacket* lets go
Bastion: just wait a second. I wanna know what’s going on here
Emmanuel: *mutters* your damned curiosity will get you killed one day
reply Maddie: Psh. Just go with them. Jeezzzz.
reply Bastion: I’ll call the police if you don’t tell me what’s going on
reply Monk: My dads an officer, I’ll be fine.
reply Bastion: what about your friend?
reply Monk: She’s with me so. Fine.
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Emmanuel: and we can go now. Bastion. *starts walking away*
Bastion: *introducing themselves* I’m bastion
reply Bastion: well it’s not like she can go home high as a kite so, where are you guys staying?
reply Monk: I’ll probably just bring her to my place, my parents both work night shifts to as long as she’s gone before 8am we’re good.
reply Bastion: so where are you guys from?
reply Monk: We’re actually from New York, heh.
reply Bastion: could you guys make me a fake id?
reply Monk: Our friend makes them, we could ask him for you.
reply Monk: Of course. Does your friend want one as well or no?
reply Monk: That other dude who left.
reply Monk: Yeah I know. But we got our ids and shit so we’re technically 22.
Maddie: But they give me weird looks cause i’m short as hell.
*Maddie is 5’6 and Monk is 5’11*
reply (Bro I’m not even 5’6)
Emmanuel: yeah yeah bet you guys forged those
Bastion: Emmanuel!
reply (haha i am 5’6 >:D)
Monk: Whatever bitch.
reply (D:)
Emmanuel: *mad* What did you call me?
reply Emmanuel: *tries to punch you but bastion hold him back*
Bastion: chill dude
reply Emmanuel: what a jerk!
Bastion: what’s up with you today?
reply Monk: Tsk. Shut up you pussy.
Maddie: Hehehhehe yeahhhh.
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Emmanuel: ARRG! *proceeds to punch you*
reply Monk: Alright. I think our friend is at his job right now actually, so we could ask.
reply Bastion: no, but wouldn’t it be better if we knew each other’s names?
reply Maddie: Ehhhhhh.
Monk: I’m Monk, this here is Maddie.
reply Bastion: nice to meet you. The overreacting child is Emmanuel
Emmanuel: *harshly* I’m not a child bastion, WE’RE THE SAME AGE
reply Monk: How old are y’all then?
reply Bastion: what about you guys?
reply Maddie: We’re fiftee-
Monk: We’re 22.
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Emmanuel: *stifles a laugh* yeah right!
reply *Monk dodges it and laughs*
reply Bastion: look I’m sorry man *holds Emmanuel back* I don’t know why he’s acting like this
reply Monk: Eh I don’t give a shit.
reply Bastion: if you aren’t gonna behave, go home Emmanuel.
Emmanuel: *visibly hurt* fine *leaves*
Bastion: anyways- how’d you guys get all this stuff?
reply Monk: Fake ids. They aren’t that hard to make.
Maddie: Mhmmmm.
reply Maddie: And we’ve been making lotsss of moneyyy.
reply Maddie: We work multiple jobbbsss.
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Bastion: how old are you guys really?
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Maddie (Any pronouns); Monk (They/Them); You see these two smoking and drinking despite them both looking about 15. WDYD?
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