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deathtodeath template | Cause baby, there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough,
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you, baby | image tagged in deathtodeath template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
65 views 6 upvotes Made by death_to_february 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Let's imagine the Pacific has been drained. The Mariana Trench, over 10x deeper than the Grand Canyon, is seperating you from your baby.

Go.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Firstly, I would hop on a plane, land on the other side, and get there in maybe 2 hours tops. Assuming my child is in a stationary position, I would retrieve him and return to the nearest airport or landing strip.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Imagine your baby is on a planet somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy. You are on Earth.

Go.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Firstly, I must find a source of fuel that will last that long. This theoretical fuel (maybe an encapsulated star) must have a strong enough propulsion to get me to Andromeda. I attain this speed in a rocket ship, creating many rifts in space, but acquire my child.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
But how do you get back?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I use the same power sources to leave.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Your baby has died and their soul is in Heaven with God.

Go.
1 up, 3y
I won.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Because know I kill God, take his power, revive my baby and me onto Earth.
0 ups, 3y,
3 replies
God revives himself and says as long as you repent, he won't send you to Hell
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I say he is a figment of our imagination, and he dissipates. We wake up in a world of true facts, a scientific world not ruled by beliefs, but by facts.
0 ups, 3y
God created those facts. God is the reason those facts exist. It is not possible to prove nor disprove God exists. We must only believe.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Let's stop there.
0 ups, 3y
Yes.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
You believe what you want, I believe what I want. Caso cerrado!
0 ups, 3y
Yes.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
the child is on the other side of the cygnus-x black hole. go.
0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Same thing like the last one, but much more power. (20,000 encapsulated stars)
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Not powerful enough. Nothing is powerful enough to escape the grasp of a black hole, only God is
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Ok. I acquire power from God himself, so I harvest God. I escape the black hole with my child.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Not possible.
1 up, 3y
Well, I made it possible.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
the cygnus-x is larger than 11 of our solar systems, and takes light a week to reach the center. not to mention, it has the mass of over a billion of our sun, as well as gravity that lets essentially nothing escape.
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I "die," meet god, get reborn, drag god with me to our world, and harvest his power.
0 ups, 3y
its also billions of light-years away. so travelling even at light-speed (which is physically impossible ) would be way short still.
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