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Maybe I will be the next Dr. Hayden :o | 2140-130=2010; DR. HAYDEN WAS BORN AROUND 2010. I WAS BORN IN 2007. I AM CANONICALLY OLDER THAN DR. SAMUEL HAYDEN. | image tagged in dr samuel hayden,doom,well shit,oh wow are you actually reading these tags,my last name isnt hayden,not yet anyway | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
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ok well yes and no samual hayden is actully much older then that his robot body might be 130 years old but his mine is very old im gonna say any more
0 ups, 3y,
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But it says thanks to brain rejuvenation techniques, so that would imply that his actual human life counts towards the 130 years. However 2010 is just an estimate, if he was 133 and born before November, he’d be older. Barely, but still older
1 up, 3y,
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but he was never a human
0 ups, 3y,
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Is doom 2016 not canon? In the codex for Dr. Hayden says that he was born into the rich and powerful Hayden family, and that he was human at some point but had cancer or something so he turned himself into a pickle-
So he
1 up, 3y,
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huh? well doom eternal says otherwise
0 ups, 3y,
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Eternal says what happens after 2016
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I think
0 ups, 3y,
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Ok, I think I have it figured out.

Once upon a time, doctor Samuel Hayden was born and existed with people that were probably politicians or rocket scientists(2016 Samuel Hayden codex entry). And samur existed at the beginning of creation or something like that(Eternal codex, book of the seraphs pt 2 i think). Dr. Hayden was cloned by the Seraphim, who then moved his consciousness into said clone(Eternal codex on the Seraphim). I’m not entirely sure how old Dr. Hayden was when this happened, I don’t think it was super young, or super old, probably his early teens, maybe even early 20’s. Shortly after he was crowned king of the science, he discovered argent energy[which the father knew humans were going to discover, so he sent the Seraphim to speed it up, I guess(Eternal codex on the seraphim)] and started to build the argent tower. However, like I said, he just was diagnosed with cancer and turned himself into a pickle-
-And turned himself into a robot. “During the construction of the Argent Tower, Samuel was diagnosed with stage 4 inoperable brain cancer. Samuel was given 6 months to live. He dedicated those last few months to finding a radical solution to his mortality: cybernetic transference[Not gonna lie, this makes me think that his brain isn’t even in the robot seeing as how he can basically body snatch people, maybe he just kinda transferred his consciousness over to the robot he made, like he did with Vega and the father.]”(2016 Samuel Hayden codex entry).

You never realize just how much of a nerd you are until you write a friggin school worthy paragraph on videogame lore.
1 up, 3y,
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that seems about right mabye
0 ups, 3y,
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I checked, all of what I wrote was essentially paraphrasing
0 ups, 3y
It came straight from the horses mouth
0 ups, 3y
OMG THIS JUST CLICKED IN MY BRAIN DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS CLONED

MASTER CHIEF

As part of the Spartan program, John was essentially kidnapped and trained to be an ultimate badass. To not raise suspicions for his parents he was taken and replaced by a hastily grown- *ahem*- CLONE.

Of course it was the government that cloned Chief, and we know that for a fact. Also halo takes place in like the 26th-27th century I think, and Doomguy absolutely farted on samur in tag 1 which was in the 22nd century, so we don’t even know whether or not he’s still alive by the time halo happens, and master Chief is clearly human in halo, or at least in the books, so it’s unlikely.

…but then again, if samur did live through the can of whoop-ass the doomguy opened on him, he could’ve snatched John’s body. But master cheif isn’t the clone, he is John, his clone is on earth doing whatever he would’ve been doing if he wasn’t kidnapped.

I am over thinking this.
0 ups, 3y
Turned himself into a robot. But that would also mean that Samur would’ve had to like clone him and become him or something idk
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