What

*signs adoption papers*

Ahhhhahh

I would like to be adopted

*signs adoption papers*

Yesss

DINO NUGGIES FOR ALL

TAKE ME WITH YOU

*a d o p t s*

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=w9G33Muu00WZIhVatjGhIsCx2Nh3e5EM

It's my meme chat for whatever

No bad parent

*signs adoption papers*

Not a fan of your device policy but other than that sure

*signs adoption papers*

Mother, I do crave cheddar

*cheddar* h e r e

Mother, I do wish to burn down the house and move to San Francisco

Yes. Here's a match. Knock yourself out, kiddo. *match*

Mother, that was a test. A good mother would not let their child do so.

I'm a f u n m o t h e r . not a good one

e

*signs adoption papers*

m u m

Y e s , c h i l d ?

may i have a dog

Yes. We shall name him.. What do you wanna name him?

shit sock

...SHIT SOCK IT IS!

uwu

owo

e

This is how my parents actually raise me except for the cursing part-

*signs adoption papers*

ohok

sure cus i wanna blast linkin fortress

Ello

*adopts*

:D