Science's template for scientists

Battery: STOP SUMMONING THE CHEESE!

"I'm sorry, what?"

Battery: sus

"..."

Battery: why are u summoning cheese?

"I am praying to the gods, you fool."

Battery: Thats pretty sussy baka of you

"Ugh...don't make me do this."

Battery: do what

"You don't want to find out, my good impotent human fool."

Battery:IM NOT A HUMAN SUSSY BAKA IM A F**KING BATTERY

"You don't wanna find out, my good impotent battery gool."

Battery: i do wanna find out

"Fine..."
*Dark tendrils surround you.*

Battery: YAYYYYYYY

"N O W D I E L I K E T H E I G N O R A N T B A T T E R Y Y O U A R E!"

Battery: *commits suicide*

"Huh...that was easy."

???: F Ø Ø L

Illy: Sup, cute lab co-wait, you're not him.

"Ugh..."

Illy: So, do you know anything about cute lab coat you?

"...Depends on what you want to know."

Illy: What are you suggesting?

"Nothing. I am simply questioning what you want to know about Science."

Illy: What he likes, dislikes.

"He mainly likes working on and building things. Last time I saw him, he was making some kind of energy core...And he hates water and having any kind of liquid touch him, and getting kissed..."

Illy: *she looked sad when he said the last part* Do you know what kind of women he likes?

"Not really...women that won't constantly disturb him with his work?"

Illy: Then I won't disturb, I'll help!

"If you say so..."

Illy: Heh..

"...Please leave now."
*They get up.*

Illy: Alright. *she left*,

"Annoying and manipulative."

Illy: Agreed. That's why I am in love with lab coat you, and not a human.

"Touche."

Illy: Yep. *she chuckled a little*

"I just want to transform into one and kill them so I can once again be stuck as this."

Illy: Hey, you're not doing that. Believe it or not, they're my ticket to controling everything. Once I'm done with them, you can kill them though.

"Fine. Why am I always stopped by either an attractive lady or an otter with a lightning spear?"

Illy: What?

"Nothing!"

Illy: Okay then..

"..."

Illy: *she growled, then sighed* Excuse my rudeness. *she dusted off her skirt*

"If you say so, Miss Illy."

Illy: Alright. *she took a deep breath*

*They return to praying.*

Illy: What are you praying about?

"I pray to the fellow gods to gain life as a human."

Illy: Humans? Are you talking about the creatures I manipulate with the power of social media?

"Yes, those imputent fools."

Illy: *she giggled* They're so manipulative.

"Hm."

Illy: So I'm...semi-smart?

"Possibly."

Illy: Possibly? Are you callin me dumb?!

"No! No! What a preposterous accusation."

Illy: Then what do you mean by possibly?

"All I am saying is you ar either semi-smart or smart. But I do not know which."

Illy: Why not?

"DO I LOOK LIKE A SCIENTIST?!"

Illy: Don't you raise your voice at me!

"True..."

Illy: *she looked a little sad* Nevermind about what I said.

"Alright...It is fine, do not worry..."
*Reaper seems a lot calmer than usual.*

Illy: Okay. And yes, if you're wondering, I do have a crush on the science version of you.

"As I suspected..."

Illy: Pardon-

"Nothing."

Illy: No, I heard. How did you know?

"I know all and see all. Us gods are smarter than you might think."

Illy: Oh. Well, I'm a demigod. My mom was a goddess and my dad was a warlock.