Im not wrong

your last name seems familiar.

its not my real name-i just took two music artists I liked and but their names together. the second one is Bo Burnham-he makes comedy music

I know who Bo Burnham is.

well then thats why its familiar

Yes. I was just interested in your name.

alright-

Hey, a question?

ye?

Could I interest you in everything?

everything-no. but anything (which is prolly what you meant), that depends

it's everything......

If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it
Call me up and tell me a joke
Oh, shit
You're really joking at a time like this?
Well, well, look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well, buddy, you found it
Now come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded

*does the WAP*

smexy-

Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (Any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...

(which ones that?

(as the world caves in. made by some guy)

And here it is, our final night alive
And as the earth burns to the ground

Oh girl, it's you that I lie with
As the atom bomb locks in
Oh, it's you I watch TV with
As the world, as the world caves in

You put your finest suit on
I paint my fingernails
Oh, we're going out in style, babe
And everything's on sale
We creep up on extinction
I pull your arms right in
I weep and say "Goodnight, love"
While my organs pack it in

(slightly obscure songs now
Hello, hello
I'm not where I'm supposed to be
I hope that you're missin' me
'Cause it makes me feel young

(dont these guys have a song called weak)
Hello, hello
Last time that I saw your face
Was recess in second grade
And it made me feel young

(yes, yes they do
Won't you help me sober up?
Growin' up, it made me numb
And I wanna feel somethin' again
Won't you help me sober up?
All the big kids, they got drunk
And I want to feel somethin' again (Oh oh oh oh)
Won't you help me feel somethin' again?
How's it go again?

Goodbye, goodbye
I said to my bestest buds
We said that we'd keep in touch
And we did our best

All my new friends
We smile at party time
But soon we forget to smile
At anything else

Won't you help me sober up
Growing up it made me numb
And I want to feel something again
Won't you help me sober up
All the big kids they are drunk
And I want to feel something again
Won't you help me feel something again
How's it go again?
How's it go again?

My favorite color is you
You're vibratin' out my frequency
My favorite color is you
You keep me young and that's how I wanna be
My favorite color is you
You're vibratin' out my frequency
My favorite color is you
You keep me young and that's how I wanna be

Hello, hello
I'm not where I'm supposed to be
I hope that you're missing me
'Cause it makes me feel young
Hello, hello
Last time that I saw your face
Was recess in second grade
And it made me feel young

And I want to feel somethin' again
I just wanna feel somethin' again
How's it go again?
Won't you help me sober up?
Growin' up, it made me numb
And I want to feel somethin' again (My favorite color is you)
Won't you help me sober up?
All the big kids, they got drunk
And I want to feel somethin' again (My favorite color is you)
Won't you help me feel somethin' again? (My favorite color is you)
Can I finally feel somethin' again?
How's it go again?

(my turn)
My feet are aching
And your back is pretty tired
And we've drunk a couple bottles, babe
And set our grief aside
The papers say it's doomsday
The button has been pressed
We're gonna nuke each other up boys
'Til old Satan stands impressed

good-

So long, goodbye
I'll see you when I see you
You can pick the street
I'll meet you on the other side

f**k I cant find the lyrics to that song-

it's goodbye bo burnham

(yes thank you-
So long, goodbye
Do I really have to finish?
Do returns always diminish?
Did I say that right?

Does anybody want to joke
When no one's laughing in the background?
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

So long, bye
I'm slowly losing power
Has it only been an hour?
No, that can't be right

So long, goodbye
Hey, here's a fun idea
How 'bout I sit on the couch
And I watch you next time

I wanna hear you tell a joke
When no one's laughing in the background
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

Am I going crazy?
Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?
Wanna guess the ending, if it ever does
I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was
A little bit of everything all of the time
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside

oh-well, how are you going to interest me in literally everything

With, uh.....comedy.

could I interest you in everything, all of the time

a little bit of everything all of the time

apathys a tragedy and boredom is a crime

anything and everything all of the time

-bum bum bum-

Bo Burnham sucks.

I think im going to block you

I'm kidding.