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My step dad's an athlete

If people can sit back and label go***mn golf, which is the boringest f**king sport in the world, a go***mn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label go***mn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the f**k athletically are you really doing in golf, my n**ga? All you're doing is hitting the go***mn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the f**k outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the f**k really watches golf? Nobody gives a f**k, it makes n**gas fall asleep.

Fishing on the other hand, what the f**k are you really doing athletically, my n**ga, in fishing? All that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat. Usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherf**kers that ain't got no go***mn teeth up in their f**king grill, or up in they're mouth. They're just sitting up in a go***mn boat, you know what I'm saying? Throwing a go***mn rod. It could be any kind of go***mn bait up on the end of the rod. It could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead-ass butterfly, it could be a f**king beak of a dead bird, it could be anything, you know what I'm saying? "Oh my God, we caught a big-ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!" Motherf**ker what are you doing athletically? How the f**k is that working up a sweat, my n**ga? What, you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherf**ker in? N**ga, that’s not a sport, dawg.

Well, f**k it. You know what? It is a sport, f**k it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a f**king sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherf**king dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do:

A: You build up a sweat. I don't give a f**k, n**ga, if you are building up a sweat goddammit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat.

B: And the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a workout. N**ga you're building up arm strength and you are building up your hand strength.

I don't know about you, n**ga, but when I'm beating my shit, n**ga, my f**king hand muscles get f**king tight, you know what I'm saying? And that shit wears the f**k out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my r

Your not wrong

Do you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? N**ga, in my opinion I believe it is. I know that some of you little trolling-ass, f*ggot bitches are gonna say, "Aw man, hahahaha! You must not get no pussy, motherf**ker, if you jack off!" Motherf**ker lets be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in their go***mn life. If you're gonna sit back and come on my go***mn post and troll my shit saying that, "Oh n**ga, I never jacked off once in my life." Bitch, stop lying. Everybody does that shit, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit n**ga, and go preach that shit to someone who's actually going to listen to you, okay? Number two: "Oh my God, this post was stupid it was pointless." Couldn't have been that stupid bitch, you still clicked on it! All the motherf**kers that are reading this post saw the title of the post before they clicked on the post. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherf**ker. So… Jacking off… The shit's a sport. F**k it.