E DOUBLE G S

(Do you know asdf movie?)

(some of them)

(Do you know asdf movie 14?)

(yes)

(Good) STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

Egg

*Shotgun pump*

*it aproches you*

*Doom music plays*

*it touches you and turns you into an egg*

i- NO YOU DISGRAFULL PERSON

*Reality shatters*

AH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Me? Take. Look at them!
*Points to the Octoling Mutants that broke inn*

*he turns them into eggs*

*They start killing people while I pump my shotgun and aim it at the cat*

AHH WhATA IS THIS NOSNCEE

That would be a model change, only changes the looks, nothing else.

Captain Price (not my oc btw just letting you know): WE HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE EGG!

cat in the hat: EGG *he approaches you*

Captain Price loads an p-90

*he turns it into an egg*

Captain Price: Throws the terrorist Makarov at him

Thorn: not it-

Price had already put the body in the trunk
He gets in the back seat, drive to the pier

Thorn: ooooo a body dump

They drive to the pier

Thorn: ight *grabs the body and YEEETS it into the water*

Price: does a salute as it sinks

Thorn: *gets out the car and opens the trunk*

Price: I’ll let you do the honors

Thorn lets pretend that never happened! :D

Samuel: agreed

*it hits him*

Captain price: Naruto runs around

*he begins to throw eggs at you*

Captain Price: Eats children and throws the bones at him

Thorn: okay im up for it
*he is about to turn price into e g g*

Price: this look like the end for me…
Then Samuel runs over egg man with his car

*he catches them in his hat*

Captain price: calls Samuel
Samuel is cuddling with thorn (if it’s ok with you this will be set after our memechat rp)

(okaie) THERE I SNO ESCAPE FROM the EGG *gets closer to him*

Price: DAMN IT SAMUEL ANSWER
Samuel: hey babe you feel something vibrating?

Thorn: I think its youre phone.

Samuel: Damn it its price, Yeah?
Price: THERES A GUY TURNING PEOPLE INTO EGGS
Samuel: and this effects me how?
Price: JUST GET YOUR BLOODY ASS OVER HERE!
Samuel: sigh, come on babe let’s go save this guys ass

X-X
Thorn: oop-

Samuel: ummm
Price: Put the body in the trunk

Credit to my lazy idiot friend for taking the picture XD

Jacob: STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO

*turns him into a egg* e g g

Michael: b r u h

*grabs egg you* shut up you egg you will be my breakfeast

Jacob: * turns into human and turns YOU into e g g *

NOOOO

Jacob: hehe

YOU DISGRACFuLL HUmAN

Jacob: * yeets egg *

NOO *the egg cracks and dies* XcX

the end