Blaziken announcement template V4

You seem like the kind of Pokemon to breathe fire and instead spit out sparks.

You seem like a guy who once role played as a clown during a robbery.

Nah, I’m not AndrewFinlayson

Do I look like I care about you?

It wouldn't look like I would care about your future tragic event

A roast came up in my mind while my dad was talking
"It's like I have to listen to the terms and conditions for 20 minutes"

That would be because you had to listen to the Terms and Conditions for 20 minutes. Or maybe shorter.

(you asked us to roast u so here it is(

Ok. ;)

Imagine you throwing something at a wall and miss

Imagine you throwing a brick at the ground and miss

If you were run over there would be a parade at the location about it in 3 minutes

Uhh.... I can't make up the words you're saying...

If you died
There would be a parade celebrating your death

The parade would be to pay respects towards me and yet they didn't plan the parade to celebrate your death or to pay respects to you

Celebrate how you played pokemon in your basement for 3 years

The basement where I kept your family

Because you don’t have one of your own

And I took care of myself... I'd like to see you try to live alone.

Gg

I didn’t mean those