Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherf**kers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label go***mn golf, which is the boringest f**king sport in the world, a go***mn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label go***mn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the f**k athletically are you really doing in golf, my n**ga? All you're doing is hitting the go***mn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the f**k outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the f**k really watches golf? Nobody gives a f**k, it makes n**gas fall asleep.
Fishing on the other hand, what the f**k are you really doing athletically, my n**ga, in fishing? All that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat. Usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherf**kers that ain't got no go***mn teeth up in their f**king grill, or up in they're mouth. They're just sitting up in a go***mn boat, you know what I'm saying? Throwing a go***mn rod. It could be any kind of go***mn bait up on the end of the rod. It could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead-ass butterfly, it could be a f**king beak of a dead bird, it could be anything, you know what I'm saying? "Oh my God, we caught a big-ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!" Motherf**ker what are you doing athletically? How the f**k is that working up a sweat, my n**ga? What, you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherf**ker in? N**ga, that’s not a sport, dawg.
Well, f**k it. You know what? It is a sport, f**k it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a f**king sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherf**king dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do:
A: You build up a sweat. I don't give a f**k, n**ga, if you are building up a sweat goddammit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat.
B: And the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a workout. N**ga you're building up arm strength and you are building up your hand strength.
I don't know about you, n**ga, but when I'm beating my shit, n**ga, my f**king hand muscles get f**king tight, you know what I'm saying? And that shit wears the f**k out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my r
