SENPAI SQUIDWARD

Well I just got back home

Kewl

So did ur crush reject you or nah

Well, I gave her a note, and told her it was a dancing baby dolphin and if she opens it before she got in the bus, it would f**king explode, so I won’t know until tomorrow

Lol Wtf

Ye

what did it say

I just explained I like her and have her a box to check yes or no

Oh Shit did u include a box that said friend

No, I should’ve

Yeah, I like all three; Asians are my favorite lol brb

Ok

I nutted

No thx I already ate

welp what am I gonna do with my future children now?

Eat 'em

Cumpillow

Ok do you spit or swallow

? Also my crush had a bf already….

I'm sorry . . .

Yes, yes it does… so now im friend zoned

Well you tried

Why

Cause I need to vent

That's ok 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . GO!

F**KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Is there anything else you wanna get off ur chest

Well, not really, I did kill a man tho

Fr

I really am about to fap

Same brb

Okee

I'm back now

Welp too many notifications so no fap yet

Oh imagine being social

So asian or black?

For what

Which Porn should I cap too

Well personally I like white girls. Uhm Asian Ig

Ikr

PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD MAMA LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN BUT NOW IVE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY MAMA UWUUUU

. .

it’s bohemian rhapsody

Well on that note Imma go kms

Oh wait I guess he couldn’t hang around

See ya!

Nah

I didn’t realize what you said lol

Yea so I was texting my gf while also talking to you and I sent her something that was meant for u she said gn I love u I said Well on that note Imma kms

You meant to tell me you gonna suicide? LOL

Yea pretty much

Are you dead yet?

Yes

Awesome me too