MilkTheMilkCarton but he's the best robot ever

Daddy~

BT-7274: I am not your father. We can not do a DNA test, for I'm a Vanguard-Class Titan, and I have no DNA.

Ur milk

BT-7274: I am BT-7274, a Vanguard-Class Titan

*boop*
:3

BT-7274: I take your poke to my visual sensor as a sign of kindness.

:0 smart...
*huggo*

BT-7274: I would hug you back, but I am several tons, and I would surely crush you.

:c

BT-7274: I can tell you are giving me affection because you have developed a romantic relationship with me.

*cuddle*

BT-7274: I am incapable of feeling emotion, but a human's concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion; I am 43% in love.

:3

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(Here's some horniness for you)