yeah

join him

???: oh- OH *runs since i mean since its literally news he just kinda assumes everyone is searching so yeah*

Wisp: "perfect. pure profit"

???: ...!
*the robot escapes*

*his arm enlarges and hits the robot into a wall*

???: well frick

Nonsense: what the-

Police: alright thank you for your help
Police: *goes to that alleyway*
Police: GIVE YOURSELF AWAY, YOU ARE SURROUNDED!
other police: yes
other more police: yes
etc: yes

Nonsense: *summons a wall to trap police* gottem

police: wait what the
other police: we're stuck here
other more police: aaaaaa
other other police: its ok i can just call other police *call other police*
called police: yeah this wall wont break lol
police: wait can you throw suction cups here
called police: no we dont have those
police: oh
other police: do you have a rope
called police: yes
other police: cool make half of the rope to the wall and you hold it so we can climb out this wall
called police: ok
called police: *throws in half of the rope while holding the other half*

Nonsense: *cuts rope by YEEETING a knife*

called police: bro why did u cut it

Nonsense: because I'm a criminal *puts on glasses*

called police: ok *hold gun* u dont go away i handcuff

Nonsense: nah frick you *yeets a C4 at police*

Greeeeeen: well to be specific I was in this alleyway and not that one but believe me ok I'm not evil or something I may have weapons installed but that's for self defense-
called police: AAAA ITS THE ROBOT
called police *calls more police and also from now on we will call this called police "cpolice1"*
cpolice1: I found the robot, we need special forces!
cpolice2: ok i will be there
cpolice2: ok die robot you are surrounded
cpolice3: ye
cpolice4: ye
cpolice5-9: ye

Nonsense: one second *god mode because why not* die *blows up the police*

Greeeeeen: damn that pretty op ngl

Nonsense: wait i cant stay in this form for lo- *falls from a high height*

???: !
*the robot escapes*

Nonsense: oi *follows robot*

???: *runs faster*

Nonsense: Why are you runni- *trips on rock*

???: ok so im assuming you know about the news but believe me its just a misunderstanding i never hurt anyone

Nonsense: yes ive heard the news, also, AAAA

???: AAAA battery?

Nonsense: What do you mean?

???: thats a thing you know *slightly moves*
???: *thinks: alright this will be a good distraction*

Nonsense: *so confused literally has a seizure* KALLSLFIOWKZPPAOFK DJJDKGKSKD

Greeeeeen: wait what what did you fall down from-

Nonsense: *on face* really high

Greeeeeen: ok..?

Nonsense: *gets up* anyways

Greeeeeen: have you ever wanted to time travel

Nonsense: yeah?

Greeeeeen: ok
Greeeeeen: *pulls out comically large capsule* just go into this
Greeeeeen: *goes*

Nonsense: *enters capsule*

Greeeeeen: you see that calculator there, that's actually not a calculator, as you can see there are no plus signs or minus or etc, just numbers, type in the year you want to go in, also there is AD and BC on the side, yeah pretty obvious at this point what they do, type in year number and boom ur there

Nonsense: ok *types in 6969 AD*

Capsule: Moving to 6969 AD
*you are in 6969 AD including Greeeeeen*

Everything: *is memes*

red among us: bruh u sus amogus amogus hahha funni amogus susus key cows filipino 25th island greece swish swedish pig name scientifc hahzhahha
trollface: u got trolled hahahhahwedsyhuuiedsujiewsdhxcm8wedsnxuoq3dusn *changes into trollge*
trollge: you get killed hahha everything flying kill die incident *changes into trollface*
scp: haha funny nut ugly scp tato killer neck snap
drake: bro u no this i yes
69: 6969 funni number hahha

Nonsense: ah yes, year meme.

420: weed lol weed weed weed i high as fucikjng heleygfhujfwdshj

Nonsense: Hey there amogus.

amogus: dude pretty sus ngl

Nonsense: *dies*

???: the f**k?

Nonsense: AAAA

???: well i just wanna say no i am not an actual evil robot

Nonsense: ajdk

???: *takes out seizure medication*
???: *throws in a seizure medication to nonsense's mouth*

Nonsense: *unseizures from medication* thank you

???: So this entire news thing is misunderstanding me! I'm not evil, I'm just some random robot that exists

Nonsense: i can see

Greeeeeen: anyway my name is Greeeeeen, polices will patrol the entire city to find me, so if they ask you about me, please do not talk about this due to the reason I just said
Greeeeeen: I have no intention of violence or malice-
Greeeeeen: *hides*
Police dude (talking to Nonsense): Hello fellow citizen, have you seen a Green robot? Yes that is every information I have about this thing

Nonsense: I saw one in the alleyway over there *points at a random alleyway*