Owo

“Hey it’s me, your sleep demon, back to remind you that your a failure”

That’s accurate ngl

“Also I’ve got a file of all the cringy things you’ve done throughout your life”

“And we’re gonna watch them till I get bored”

“It’s gonna be a cringe marathon, yay”

“Also I ate all the hot pockets again”

“You don’t need them”

“I’m helping you lose weight”

“Time for the cringe marathon! I can’t wait!”

“And when you try to sleep, I’ll play it again!”

“There’s always new content to watch”

"Wow its a lobg list"

“Ha your an ugly ass f**ker who doenst have a gf”

"Hey look! Rejection number 14 is on! Lets watch that for 8 hours"

“Oh damn here’s the best part… HA SHE WAS A LESBIAN!” (That’s actually part of my rejection)

"HA"

“Let’s rewind that but focus on your face, DAMN TOMATO!”

"OOH, LETS WATCH REJECTION 17

“Then her bf comes up and you almost cry!”

"Dang you almost get beat up by bf"

“Let’s replay 3!”

Yes

Also I have a yandere now

“God I’m glad I got assigned to a loser like you”

“It has been so much fun tormenting you, still about……..sixty years left. I was we could do this forever”

“Damn I hope my next victim is as awkward as you!”

Oof did she say no

Damn she’s flirting in her own sexual way

What do you mean

She’s clearly hitting on you, in a sexual way!

Well yea I gathered that much I know what Macncheese means and he she said to put eggplant in it I know she's not being serious. I'm just surprise she's going this quick

Yeah, it’s probably not serious, then again…

Well Macncheese means giving oral . . . bro does she wants to f**k?

Or she’s not being serious but if she is f**k yeah

Maybe she's just horny tonight and just saying stuff

Yeah… possibly

Lmfao she just texted me a pic of a condom that has Darth Vader on the package and it says I am not your father

Heh that’s actually kinda funny ngl

Yea bro . . . what if she does wanna screw tomorrow like being serious what should I do

Idk, use a condom if you do

Well Imma call her back just see what she's thinking

Welp

Yea she does want to tomorrow she said if I'm down then she wants to and she said I'm dumb for not picking up on that so. I mean we have been close for like five years but Idk man

Lmao what's that supposed to mean

I mean when did you guys start dating?

Well I liked her since second grade she liked me since fifth I just didn't know. we have been good friends since third but we only started dating like I week ago I tink I told you when I asked her out

Yeah, like less than a week ago

Yea u think it's to soon I mean . . .

Also I have a yandere now

I don't wanna know

Oh kewl

I tink I got a booty call

SHEEEEEEESHHHHHH

Wdym

Gg bro!!!!

WDYM

I’m happy for you!! Damn what’d she say?

When I answered I said what's up she asked if I like Macncheese I said yea she was like Oh good that's makes me happy. And I asked why and she says you should try it with eggplant in it and then she said see you tomorrow and hung up so uh . . .

Yeah… but you should do it if you’re comfortable

I am I really do love her I mean I've known her how long and she so nice and funny and has an amazing body

Then do it bro

Yea I tink I will

Good for you!

Yea Ig

Pat on back

Pulls out buzzer shaves you bald

Nothing lol

Are ur crush hat nice tits

Don’t touch my tiddy!

What! I shaved ur head bald what are you talking about. Btw my phone is at 69 percent rn

Mines 52%

My grandma is nifty two

My grandmas eighthy fith

My great grandma is seventy nine

Oh sorry I mean my great grandma is 85

Fifty

Yeah, I had a face reveal but I redid the t

Oh I have glasses too

Oh, have you done a face reveal?

Nah I will at 150 followers

Bruh…

What

Yours?

Yes she's young my mom had me at nineteen I don't wanna talk about it

My mom had me at 16, I love with me gramum

Actually at sixteen hello fellow accident also did u do a face reveal

Englishing is incapable

Lol

What

Idk does ur crush have nice tits

She wears a hoodie most times, but she looks like she has average tiddys still tiddies are tiddies

Yea lol why do you spell it with a d

Idk

I also wear hoodies most times with shorts and a hat my gf wears like those tight half shirts and either Jean short shorts or leggings

Have

I don’t like hoodies lol, and my moms make me wears jeans to school

Moms? typo or are ur parents gay. You sound like the guy that listens to old country music bout cowboys

Sorry, typo and also calm down dude damn I like rock

Lol sorry I like rap currently my favorite song is ptsd by g herbo

My favorite songs are
Bohemian rhapsody by Queen (classic song)
And Breaking the habit by Linkin Park

Ok Imma listen them. My gf likes pop and "gags* country

Ik lol
Been dead

Yea I legit cried when I found out I really liked his music

Yeah, I also like some Pink Floyd

I never heard of him

They were an old psych rock band from the 70’s

Oh gimme one minute my gf calling me wanna give her my full attention

NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!!!!

Ok I'm back

Country is ok, I do enjoy some, like I love All that glitters by Dan Seals, kinda sad song ngl

Yea I listen to some sad songS like I listen to juice wrld

Yeah

But he's dad

Dead

You should consider your self lucky!

I do. what are you trying to say

Nothing, I’m kinda jealous ngl…

Yeah. well you should man up and ask ur crush at school tomorrow. No offense

Yeah I will

Well good luck tell me how it goes. Maybe you'll see her tIts lol are they nice

I doubt that since me mum is a bit old fashioned ngl

Yea . . . what she doesn't know won't hurt her lol

… listen here you little shit

Wdym

Do you saw your gfs tiddies

Sorry say that again using grammar plz lol

No I won’t

Please I genuinely don't understand what u were trying to say

Oh sorry re read it, I said bro you saw your gfs tiddys

Yea . . . lol what's ur point

BRO!

What

Does she love you?

I mean yea I love her when I tell her she says it back

Nothing…

Oh well did u ever go to horny jail earlier

No

You were supposed to

I’m a bad dude, just like cornpop

Lol at least I have hair

Lmao sorry

Lol

#P**is

Ok

Sorry it sounded funny in my head

Ye

So tomorrow ur Imma ask out ur crush and tomorrow Imma have sex big day for both of us

Ok

No I haven’t asked her yet

Nruh

Ye

Oh . . .

Ye!

Lol Wtf

Idk either

Imma sleep good luck tomorrow

Ty you too

Ye

Why do u like her

Idk to be honest

Oh . . . ok

Ye

Well um go to horny jail

Why?

Cuz I fell insecure