Press Secretary Mother: *bursts into the Oval Office* Madam President, news has come in that a US territory has banned chum without permission from you!
President Anais: Get the Supreme Court to strike it down.
Press Secretary: But they support it! Half of the Court are fish!
President Anais: What territory is it?
Press Secretary: Bikini Bottom!
President Anais: Just leave, I don't care, I have a rally in Dallas in a few hours.
