Don’t worry, I won’t kill anyone

*Sarah looks confused*

What? Never seen a shotgun before?

"Why do you have one "

My gang found it in a dumpster! I've got no clue what it was doing there, but still.

"I'm sorry. But WHAT"

I've seen crazier stuff.

"..."

What?

"Nothing."

Okay then.

*grabs the shotgun lol&

Nuh uh *holds onto it*

"GIVE. you can't even. Have a. Shotgun."

NO

"GIVE IT"*pulls it*

N O *yanks it back*

*yank*

*yanks it back*

*tug of war gun edition lol*

*yes*

*pulls harder *

*doesn't budge*

*harder*

*shoots the gun*

"..." *bleeds*

*the shot's on your foot*

"MY TOES!"

Welp.

*shoots arm*

*me who has the gun*

*stabs you lol*

So uhhhhhhh you want the knife back?

"How are you alive?!"

Yes

*stab*

Seriously, do you want this back?

"Yes."

ok then *gives it back*

*stabs*

Do you want this back or not? Make up your mind.

"Can you even die?"

Maybe

*stabs your head*

Ya know what? I’m keeping this.

"Hmph"

You keep giving me it and taking it away, you can't make up your mind.

"..."

What?

Oh ok

Yup!

How did you find it-

My gang found it in a dumpster! I've got no clue what it was doing there, but still.

Does it work-?

Yes.

Ok then-

ya got a problem with it?

Actually I don't-
I'm honestly confused HOW the shotgun got in their-

Me too, but I don't care!