Don’t worry, I won’t kill anyone

Samuel: so do I! What a coincidence!

Oh my god, you too!

Samuel: Wanna go shoot up someplace?

Nah I'm good. I'm more of a shoot-them-in-a-place-that-would-hurt-but-wouldn't-kill-them type

Samuel: Oh me and the boys gonna go shoot up femboys hooters

I will give you this electrobomb to help. It disables all electronic devices in a certain range.

Oh ok

Yup!

How did you find it-

My gang found it in a dumpster! I've got no clue what it was doing there, but still.

Does it work-?

Yes.

Ok then-

ya got a problem with it?

Actually I don't-
I'm honestly confused HOW the shotgun got in their-

Me too, but I don't care!

*Sarah looks confused*

What? Never seen a shotgun before?

"Why do you have one "

My gang found it in a dumpster! I've got no clue what it was doing there, but still.

"I'm sorry. But WHAT"

I've seen crazier stuff.

"..."

What?

"Nothing."

Okay then.

*grabs the shotgun lol&

Nuh uh *holds onto it*

"GIVE. you can't even. Have a. Shotgun."

NO

"GIVE IT"*pulls it*

N O *yanks it back*

*yank*

*yanks it back*

*tug of war gun edition lol*

*yes*

*pulls harder *

So uhhhhhhh you want the knife back?

"How are you alive?!"

Yes

*stab*

Seriously, do you want this back?

"Yes."

ok then *gives it back*

*stabs*

Do you want this back or not? Make up your mind.

"Can you even die?"

Maybe

*stabs your head*

Ya know what? I’m keeping this.

"Hmph"

You keep giving me it and taking it away, you can't make up your mind.

"..."

What?

*doesn't budge*

*harder*

*shoots the gun*

"..." *bleeds*

*the shot's on your foot*

"MY TOES!"

Welp.

*shoots arm*

*me who has the gun*

*stabs you lol*