I'm going to kill one of my characters in my story and now I'm sad

I literally made a story/meme where this kid gets send to an Native American village, becomes one of them, gets a best friend, gets a girlfriend, their village gets invaded by turkeys, and his girlfriend dies by one of the turkeys… I was the main character. :(. The joke was that I would never get a girlfriend. Plz reply to this lol

Death by turkeys… interesting

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