"s-sussy baka?" Natalie backs away from her computer. "No, NO THIS CAN'T BE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--" The entire world explodes and life on Earth ends as we know it.

"why ur such a sussy baka uWu"

(Not role playing but it’s not Filipino, it’s Tagalog. I know it says Filipino on google translate but Filipino isn’t a language)

(since javiar is a medieval knight and most of these roleplay things have to be modern age ill make javiar know about s u s and about google translate)
Javiar: I-
Javiar: i m p o s s i b l e
Javiar: *holds shield with a cross and holds sword threatening his computer*
Javiar: d i e

Samuel: HOLY SHIT
knock at door
FBI STORM HIS HOUSE