Buff Doge vs. Cheems

You know, I used to not believe in zodiac stuff, but the things my personal horoscope says is really accurate to me every single day so much to the point it's like the creators of horoscope are stalking me.

You see this is just an illusion. They say stuff that could generally apply to everyone.

You are a decently intelligent person who has a few friends, if any.

Yeah no you missed me at "decently intelligent"