Pog backwards is Gop. The GOP is to the right. Fascism is to the right. Fascism is Hitler. Hitler starts with "Hit". Stop hitting yourself. "Yourself" in Spanish is usted mismo. Usted mismo abbreviated is "um". What rhymes with um? Cum. Cum is sex. Sex sounds like six. There are 6 beers in a pack. Beer makes you drunk. Drunk people say they aren't drunk. Denial. Denial ends with "al". Al Gross was almost a senator from Alaska. Alaska is cold. Cold is not hot.
Therefore, pog is not hot.
