Three-headed Dragon

Story of Astrology: There was an Astrophysicist named Leo, that had a wife and she decide to break up me and my girlfriend, so, she Taurus apart. She then had gotten Cancer and died, so the Astrophysicist decided to create Astrology, a combination of Emotion (Astrophysics) and the stars (Astronomy) and made this belief. Legend had it he was eating Pisces of candy during this creation.

3 words i dont know the meaning of

Astronomy: learning about space
Astrophysics: learning about space moving
Astrology: "lol i was born in february i must be unfunny for no particular reason"

boom

Ok

this is how i would be like if i got a chance

yes

When I tell people I know alot about Astronomy and they ask me who they're compatible with...

Buddy, I feel sorry for you

...but then I say "the stars say... me."

love it

Astrology and all that tarot and zodiac stuff makes me want to puke it’s disgusting