YE

I don’t care

Ok

Also you and inerta make a cute couple

Reeee

Ye

REEE

Also how long have you two been married?

About 3 months

Oh shit, well my best wishes to 2 of my favorite canned breadites

oh wow

Ye

Help meh

WHY?

So me and my gf were watching a movie and she fell asleep on me and I can't get out of my bed to go piss without waking her

Welp, I was gonna try to make you hard so you’ll be embarrassed but ok then

Lol tbh it would prolly wake her up too

… idk…

Yea ur dead

What happened last night?

What do you mean

Welp, that would be some explaining you’d have to do

Yea unless she likes It lol but it's way to soon maybe knowing her I might be able to get some by Christmas but whenever she's ready

Perhaps, aren’t you 14?

. . .

Good idea

She woke up but when I got back she kissed me a bit and now she's sleeping again bruh I wonder why she's so tired

Did you piss?

Yes. Yes I did. why

good…
NOW GO INTO CUDDLE MODE SOLDIER

I am my damn arm fell asleep being big spoon

Bro you get to cuddle with your crush

Yea why don't you just ask out yours

I’m shy

You should just tell her man pass her a note in class telling her or get her number and then tell her

Yeah

Also don't be afraid of people knowing you like her if someone asked me who I liked I told them that gives off the impression that your not ashamed to like her like ur fine with people knowing. you get what I mean

Yeay

Is she hot

Oh damn you didn’t tell me stoopid

You didn't ask I might be with is tonight

Okee

What? Big spoon

You know what spooning is I'm on the outside hugging her and my arm fell asleep from her laying on it

Sends hentai

I'm not into that lol

Yeah, good idea, I might do a note

Yea just make sure she can read ur writing I know mine isn't super great

Oh yeah I know spooning, damn kinda jealous ngl

Why

I’ll see when I get the balls too

Trust me bro it's so much easier texting her. I passed a note to mind when I told her last year and I was sweating so bad cuz I was nervous I wished I texted her

Damn, like I said I’ll see what I do

Ok good luck. You'll need it lol

Yes, yes I will

Nah you'll do find I bet she likes you

Damn you’re hilarious

You said you liked her since third grade what grade are you in now

8th, also I said I’ve known her, I only started liking her last year

Oh my bad do you have any classes with her

Only 7th period lol

What class is it

Language arts

Oh you should talk to her just abt confident and think over what ur gonna say

La

Like what happened when she awoke

When she fell back asleep I was talking to you then you went to bed so I rolled over by her and then I fell asleep

Is she awake?

Ofc she is its the middle of the day

Lol, is her tiddys still out

No probably not her and her brother went home like two hours ago

Ngl, she’s not like HOLY F**KING SHIT SHES HOT and she’s a bit of a nerd, SO SHES ME! as a woman

Lol yea dO yOu HaVe A pIc

RESIST

Ima sleep

Okie me too

No I don’t

I was jk. Is she thicc

I’m a live now

R u sure

Ehhhhh, not like between thick thighs I’m suffocating thicc, but she’s not flat

Lol I literally got my girls fat ass pressed against my dick rn talking to you so I don't think about it and don't get you know uh . . .

DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

What I'm n a pickle rn

But not hot

Still a hell of a pickle to be in, have you tried pushing her a hot?

Wdym

I meant bit, try pushing her, it’s waither that or pissing on her head, and I’d wake her up and take thaf demon than the other

Lmao ok Imma push

Kinda underage aren’t we mr Squidward?

Lmao yea I have looked it up with consent it's a class c felony where I live

Tell him ima bang her when you gone, and give photos to some guy on the internet

Lol r u refering to yourself

Yeah I am

Lol what would you do he I did give you pics

Sell them to china

What does that mean

Yeah, I just want a girl that’ll appreciate me for me

Yea I'm lucky I know there's noting my gf would be using me for which means she actually likes me

Have fun explaining that

Right? Is it creepy to look at her a little if she's sleeping

Yeah ngl

Ok I figured. they are really noIce tho. Must resist

I don’t have to worry about be used cause I’m useless

Bro same I just feel truly blessed to have her I know I joke about but I do really care about her

Yeah I can feel that, I hope you guys have a long and prosperous relationship

Thx you too. Lmao her brother just walked in on us and just see's me laying with her on my phone he just says wow what a guy sleeping with my sister lol

Ima make money and the Chinese government has child porn

I love how this site censors f**k but not porn

Me too

But like I'm all seriousness he I did send pics what would you do I wouldn't actually but he I did

Probably be like why tho

Yea . . . my friend just sent me an audio clip of a guy saying how he saves the environment and then he says holy cow that an endangered species and then you hear a gunshot and it does I listened to that and my gf just woke up brb I gotta explain

Welp, in my state (Texas) age of consent is 17 so I still have 4 years, and more SINCE THERES MP WAY I GET LAID THAT QUICK

Lol but how would police even find out anyway

You get caught in 4k by your mum

Nah I'd f**k her with no one else in the house

Damn, SEND ME PICTURES

Lol u wish I'm honestly lucky she's so hot and she's to home for me in all honesty

Say this weirdo asked for your nudes

Lol that would be especially weird considering when she woke up she said she was too warm and she took off her clothes she's in literally just underwear no bra she said we're close enough for me to see her like that and then she laid down next to me and fell back asleep we aren't cuddling cuz she's warm but that's prolly good cuz I'm rock hard lol

Ik

I just hope her brother doesn't walk in

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE GOT HER TIDDYS OUT DA F**K THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

I'm so lucky 😍