KARKAT: OH, PARDON THE F**K OUT OF ME FOR OVERREACTING A LITTLE WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND "POSSESSED JADE" BUSTS INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK AT 5 AM!
KARKAT: NEXT TIME I’LL JUST PULL THE COVERS BACK AND LET HER CLIMB IN!
JADE: i am uninterested in that scenario.
KARKAT: GREAT! POSSESSED JADE ISN’T EVEN HORNY! HOW F**KED UP IS THAT?
KARKAT: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
DAVE: yeah i may be totally misunderstanding the intricacies of "next gen technology" designed by an idiot in microshorts
DAVE: but im pretty sure i locked that door
JADE: i unlocked it with my mind.
DAVE: f**k
