Golden Fidget-Man XD

My question is where the hell do you come up with this shit.

I d f k .

Kurisu: hey, i have a question, if you had wings, and knives and you put them on your fidget things, you could kill people and wank them in the head with knives

Fidget-Man: I guess.

Kurisu: let's try it *gets out a bunch of knives from no where*

*he tilts his head.*

Kurisu: *gets out duct tape and wraps the knives all over him* Tada! :D
Kurisu: this should work

Fidget-Man: oh

Kurisu: *throws a potion at him as he grows wings* NOW FLY :0

*he does so.*

Kurisu: NOW THROW THE KNIVES SUXNHWSNONIWSOUIEDJU)WSY(E-

this is could be a perfect JoJo Stand

This be his name.

* w h e e z e *

Omg he’s golden mab