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Kai: i'm not gonna bully you-

Axel: whats up ugly. Looking bad today. Im Axel and i promote bullying.

Marie: HEY BITCH

Ron: :(

Marie: *yells at him* (in a cool way)

Master Chief: sup n**ga

LMFAO

Tails: Ron, your super cool, but please forgive me for this.

Quinn: you can’t do cool rap.

Kawaii: YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO DO ANYTHING!

*Secretly doesn't*

Kirbo:*try’s to hug you in a cool way sense kirby is a creation of god and forbids bullying to exist*

“Hey uuhhh you look like uuuuh a f**kin ummmmm uhhhhh ehhhh uuuhhhh an uuuhh-”

Ron: Same to you You also look like uuuuh a f**kin ummmmm uhhhhh ehhhh uuuhhhh an uuuhh

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh-”

Ron: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“I bet your mom bought you Mega Blocks instead of Legos.”

Ron: i bet your mom got the knockoff cereal at walmart.

“I bet your mom got you the VHS Disney sequel to Aladdin.”

Ron: i bet your mom got you SpongeBob In Tehran

“I bet your mom got you the wrong thing for Christmas.”