Oh Crap?!

Mabel: I HAD MY FIRST KISS
Dipper: I fought epic battles against zombies, the shapeshifter and ghosts trapped in mansions plus I helped destroy an inter dimensional villan.

Lol! For Dipper's they'll probs be like: Wat?

XD

We fought off against unknown creatures in a place called Gravity Falls with our great uncle, our OTHER great uncle, a man-baby, and a tomboy lumberjack and eventually saved the entire town and possibly the entire universe from being overthrown by an interdimensional triangle and his nightmarish goons.

too late for the party dude, too late for the party.

Eh.