Star Shot Bar!

Zero: d e a l m e i n

Master Chief: *very drunk*

Robot: We don’t recommend you coming in here.

Master Chief: well ok *goes out in the wasteland*

memechat because stuff are going to be weird

Robot: Hello! Welcome to Star Shot Bar!

Master Chief: um hi

Robot: Where would you like to go?

Master Chief: horny af *burp*

Robot: What?

Master Chief: *i want girls*

Robot: We don’t have those?

Master Chief: f**k

Robot: Sir... are you sober?

Master Chief: idk

Hero: Uh, where am I now?

Kirbo: How ya feeling?

Hero: It's a little tangy.

Kirbo: Yea it should be!

Hero: Good for you, I guess.

Kirbo: Are you actually not reacting too this?

Hero: My body is immune to poison, and it sees body as poison, so it eliminates it.

Kirbo: Oh!

Hero: Yeah.

Kirbo: Ok that will be $50

Hero: *he gave him a $50 bill* There.

(Alcohol, not body)

Kirbo: Oh... I thought you were gonna complain how expensive it was?

Hero: No, I'm rich. I got my money in a very unconventional way, but it worked.

Kirbo: Ok...

Hero: It's complicated.

Kirbo: Anything else?

Hero: No thanks. *he got out of the stool, and looked around*

Robot: Hello... May I direct you too a table or the bar?

Hero: Bar, please.

Robot: Ok head over there.

Hero: *he sat at the bar* I'm half human, actually, and due to my other side, I can't get drunk. But I'll try.

Kirbo: Hi, What’s your poison?

Hero: My body is immune to poisons, but I know what you mean. Give me the strongest you got.

Kirbo: The Soul Crusher?

Hero: Sure. That.

*He takes a bottle of mysterious purple goo, liquid flame, and liquid glitches, and puts it in the shot*

Hero: Cheers. *he chugged the whole shot*

Bill: Let’s have some fun >:)

Ryoko: Ok but ima get some cosmic sand and be back with you later

*Ryoko goes to the bar*

*There are the classic slots, And a person at a table*

Bill: this will be fun! *comes up to the pearson*

*person

Miro: Hi there! What would you want to play? I have a game I have been working on!

Bill: Sure, bring it on!

Miro: So basically we both have two die, we then bet the money and the other person has to match that money, you then roll the 2 die and whoever has the greatest total wins!

Bill Ill take that bet. *he makes 2 blue die appear on the table*

Miro: Ok... make your opening bet!

Bill: can I bet in items?

Miro: Sorry but no... But we accept all currencies!

Bill: Then in that case. *snaps fingers and a HUUUGE bag of gold appeared*

Drizzle: Ok... That's it... COOOOOOKIIIEEEE

Cookie: WHAT!?

Drizzle: Your oc, bill is trying to burn down the restaurant and banish two of my ocs to the shadow realm...

Cookie: BILL!?

Bill: FINNEEE! I’ll stop

Drizzle: Alright!

Bill: *dissapears*

Cookie: -_-

Drizzle: Hey cookie... I think Ryoko is a bit drunk...

Cookie: Yea no kidding.

Ryoko: *saying gibberish*

Drizzle: Do you mind taking her home? Because knowing her... unless she is in a secure location... things might end up bad... Kirbo: Don’t blame us! She wanted all 15 cosmic sand drinks!

Cookie: ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZANE! I SEND YOU OFF THIS MORTAL PLANE! *thanos snaps kirbo into the third dimension*

Kirbo: Ok... your total price goes too... $90!

Bill: wait what-?

Kirbo: It's just her tab for the drinks! Miro: Plus you already won a lot of money!

Bill: oh yeaaa. I’ll pay for her *gives 90 bucks to Kirbo*

Ryoko: *found and picked up a knife*

Bill: ._.

Kirbo: How did you get my knife?

Bill: She’s dangerous when she’s drunk! I’m gonna get the popcorn!

Kirbo: Mam can you not?

Ryoko: *doesn’t listen and stabs kirbo*

Kirbo: Dont stab me again please thank you.

Bill: I’m back with the popcorn and she already stabbed someone.

Drizzle: Why?! He did nothing wrong!

Cookie: NOBODY SHOULD MIX COSMIC SAND WITH ALCOHOL!

Drizzle: Why?

Cookie: there's a rumor going around that if you mix those two together and eat A LOT of it. you will go insane ._.

Drizzle: Wasn't Ryoko always insane?

Cookie:

Drizzle: I mean... I'm not wrong!

Cookie: *makes Ryoko dissapear* i put her in a white cube till she gets better...

Drizzle: Ok!

Cookie: sooo what do we do now...

Kirbo: That’s actually only one of the drinks with cosmic sand here!

Ryoko: Really?

Kirbo: The one I just made you is just the one people get started with if they want a cosmic sand drink...

Ryoko: I WANNA TRY ALL OF THEM! >:D

-meanwhile-

Bill: hmm which one should i start with?....

Robot: We have food!

Bill: Ehhhh i don't eat. Anything else?

Robot: Gambaling?

Bill: sure!

Robot: Ok! Over there!

Bill: Cool! *he looks at the games*

Miro: Ok! That’s about $2,000 worth of gold...

Bill: mk. so we roll the dice?

Miro: Ok.. I got... a 5 and a 6!

Bill: *Rolls dice* I got both 6! >:D

*I had a number generator...*

(Bill's cheating actually. he made his own cheating dice appear. wait for it)

Miro: Dang it!

Bill: >:D

*Meanwhile* Kirbo: How did you finish all of those drinks in such a short amount of time?

Ryoko: *drunk* :}

Drizzle: Now that it's done... I'm gonna get kirbo out the void... BYE!

Cookie: bye!

(The end...

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*The chaos crew... people who have amazing abilities... who unlocked them by pushing their limits... but even if they try their best... someone could take that... and multiply that by 10*

(ooohh i kike where this is going

Kirbo: Mam do it again and I'm going to ask you to leave...

Bill: *makes Kirbo disappear* And right now I want to watch Ryoko destroy this place*

Miro: Um sir, we have worked for years just to build the bar, and months for it to get popular... Can you not...

Bill: *makes Miro disappear* Too bad so sad.

*My user pops in* Drizzle: No! Continue this and I'm gonna have to use force!

Bill: FIIINNNEEEEE -_-

Drizzle: There you go!

Bill: *makes Ryoko disappear and makes Kirbo and Miro reappear*

Drizzle: Ok... alright.

Bill: *takes gasoline and a match*

Kirbo: Hey! What’s your shot of choice?

Ryoko: Just get me cosmic sand

Kirbo: Ok so... I recommend our drink the cosmic quicksand

Ryoko: tell me more

Kirbo: The Cosmic Quicksand is where we take Cosmic sand, and combine it with... liquefied glitching, Ice cream, a bit of Caramel whisky, and top it of with some ginger snaps.

Ryoko: Get me one of those STAT!

Kirbo: Ok! *He does a little work in the back* Oh! We also have optional boozy chocolate! Would you like that?

Ryoko: heck yes

Kirbo: *He does a little more work* Ok here is the Cosmic Quicksand!

Ryoko: *drinks it* Oh..OH! OHHHH this is good *drinks it a little more*