Hey look I belong in that book

Yes, Yes you do.

Holy crap

sounds like some “woke” shit someone would make nowadays

Oh shut up

have fun being bluepilled

Nope

are you going to stay cringe or become based

Are you going to shut up or be worse than useless

are you going to explode or are you going to become like her

Are you going to die or are you going to lay waste to potential

are you going to become a watermelon or are you going to become a banana

Are you going to become a who re or are you going to become a fu ckass

silly tomato! everyone knows banana is the best colour!

Silly dickhead! Everyone knows any Gender can be called that!

be called what?

A dickhead you dumbass

you didn’t say that before
and i didn’t say other people can’t be called dickheads

i didn’t say everything was about me
in this case, it would be about me, since you were talking about something i said

Im honestly done. You misunderstand me and i couldn't give a shit

how the f**k am i misunderstanding you
please go pull over andrew brannan

Wait i thought only i was getting annoyed by her

Nope 👋🏼

Thank god
I thought i was alone

Not all the time I get annoyed by her look and watch

Its even worse for me because im literally a bomb and shes literally fire.

Being "woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.

Oh, thanks for the "information"

take the go***mn red pill

I ain't taking any pills

be that way
then you’ll explode

Fine, *takes the f**king red pill*

you have become based