This can be a romantic rp

*Lights a Flamethrower with Doom music rising*

*The charged shovel destroys the bullets*
June: huh
Ren: Heh

*Strangles ren*

*Ren transforms into a raccoon and his head and neck pop out of your grip*

*Punches Ren out of the way and rushes to June and breaks their arms*

*Your stabbed with an arrow before you can*
June: Oh no you don't

*That doesn't stop me from my action*

*Arlo: *Shoots you with the crackshot*

[No reaction]

*He shoots you in the head*

*The hat is knocked off and I start to strangle Arlo*

Ren: AGH, SH*T
Arlo: *pulls the Crackshot (op sniper rifle) and shoots you near the visor*

*My hat gets knocked off and I strangle Arlo with no humanity left*

June: Hey Ren can I take the shovel
Ren: Sure
*Ren gives June storm weaver and June dashes at you with such anger*

*5 tank divisions come to assist Camman*

*The music changes*
https://youtu.be/X8BfklAWBEU

Oooh

Play it while we are battling

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What's the matter? Too scared to fight?

June: No
*She puts the shovel in the air and a lightning bolt strikes it*

So you're back?

(Yeah I was busy)

Five tanks and two men against two armoured individuals.

https://youtu.be/RBVnxe8S8rs

Ren: *Telepathically heals himself* Three actually
Arlo: *Gets out of grip with the crackshot*

*Shoots Ren in the right knee and the frontal lobe*

Y'all f**ked now!

*I get behind a rock and repeatedly say СИГНАЛ БЕДСТВИЯ! СИГНАЛ БЕДСТВИЯ! Then I pull out two full metal jacket Desert Eagles*

Ren: *Unsheaves his combine sword and gets into some armor*
*doom music intensifies*

*Pulls out a doubles barrel shotgun with some custom music playing*
https://youtu.be/rct233J9lsE

*Arlo also armors himself and pulls a shotgun as well as June gets back and pulls her pulse bow*

So, you accepted your fate yet?

Arlo: Hell no
Ren: Nope
June: Never, have you accepted your fate

Pal, I've been dead from the start. Ain't nothing holding this Russian down anymore.

Ren: Oh sh*t it's a russian
Arlo: at least it's not a Flordian

*Swiftly executes Ren with a clean headshot*

*The armor tanked the hit and Ren runs away as June shoots you with a pulse arrow*

*The arrow doesn't go through the suit, and I fire at Ren's left knee, Incapping him*

*The cosmic entity strikes the helicopter down*

That was a terrible mistake...

Ren and June: *Dig Arlo, bury him and runs away*

*Ren gets back up and soon the shovel starts glowing bright purple*

*Arlo is dead*

*Ren walks toward you*

*I use two hands to strangle Ren, I manage to get him to drop the shovel*

*Suddenly a cosmic entity tackles you in the waist and makes you drop Ren*

*Shotgun pump*

*It only manages to piss off the entity more*

*I hide behind a rock and say СИГНАЛ БЕДСТВИЯ! СИГНАЛ БЕДСТВИЯ! СИГНАЛ БЕДСТВИЯ! Then I get into my SUV and drive away*

Ren and June: What did he say

*A helicopter is seen flying in*