Spam I am

Lovely Spam ! Wonderful Spam !

Somebody "gets it". lol

Bloody Vikings !

We have:
Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and Spam
Egg, bacon and Spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam
Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam
Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.

Now. How may I help you?

Sorry, but I've got to say this - I DON'T LIKE SPAM !
(I actually love Spam) :~)

Well, maybe just a piece of Spam, then, and I'll hold the eggs. ;)

That's enough.... Please stop :~)