Peeing on the side to avoid making noise; Une a time travel machine over and over while peeing to not make noise; Getting a portal that teleports the pee right into the sewers to not make noise; Inserting your pee into a tank that makes pee absorb other pee then shoot it at the portal that leads to the toilet absorbing the other pee before it hits the toilet air with a buff man flushing it also before it hits the toilet air but breaking the toilet slightly so it doesn’t make noise, repeat for 17 years; Pee in everybody’s ears so they don’t hear a thing