master chief

Nah m8 that looks like lines

its blood

The blood’s quality is lower than Jake Paul vids

yes

*mini among us man looks up* "..."

Master Chief: ...

"Please don't hurt me-"

Master Chief: ...

*steps back*

Master Chief: *sees a covenant ship*

*quiet*

Master Chief: *takes out a gun*

*mini boi runs*

Master Chief: *shooting a pistol*
marine 1: CHIEF GET THIS KID OUT OF HERE

*he stopped* *gets up* "Kid?"

Master Chief: *takes the mini crewmate*

*a sharp tounge appeared in his mouth* "I'm not a kid."

*a pelican lands marines get out of pelican*
marine 1: GO GO GO
marine 2: this looks like a good party
marine 3: shut up Greg
*covenant dropship lands*

*mini boi ran towards it too...*

Master Chief: *shoots the aliens*
grunt 1: *dies*
grunt 2: NOOOO POONFLIP
elite 1: wort wort wort

*stares in fear* (0o0)

Master Chief: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

"No."

Master Chief: *shoots a brute*
suicide grunt 1: TASTE MY BLUE MIGHT BALLS *kills a marine*
marine 1: AAAARGH IM HIT IM HIT

*bumps into a marine* "uh-" *looks up*

Master Chief: *throws you 100 miles away*

*runs back*

marine 2: GET OUT OF HERE

*backs up and trips*

Master Chief: *kills some grunts*
marine 1: SCARAB

*shoots a grunt*

Master Chief: *shoots the gun*

*screams boy*

Master Chief: *gets in the scarab*

*visible confusion*

Master Chief: *kills the pilot*

Master Chief: *runs towards the drop ship*

*runs faster*

your entire team die again, lol, git gud, *insert extra x-box insult here*

Ron: ayo why you covered in red lines bruh?

(if you look from fr it looks like blood

Ron: I'm three miles away, it still looks like lines, need an eraser?

Master Chief: no

*walks up to him* yo chief? you alright?

Master Chief: *holding a brute head*

can i have that? *points to the head*

Master Chief: yes i don't need it

cool thanks *takes it*

THE END

mk .-.

*dramatic ending*

so dramatic *dun dun duuunnn*

*EPIC DUBSTEP MUSIC*

*head bangs*