Welp

People who know the end of pi:

Me who knows why the chicken crossed the road

Me who knows who asked:

Grabs your f**king head and crushes it to a bloody pulp (also I’m sorry I was trying to think of something painful(

K i n k y

Ikr

Me who knows why the chicken crossed the road:

Me who knows where the toilet paper went in the beginning of quarantine:

ME WHO KNOWS HOW THANOS COULDVE GOT THE SOUL STONE WITHOUT KILLING GAMORA

ME WHO KNOWS WHY MY PARENTS DONT LOVE ME

ME WHO KNOWS WHY MY MOM TRIED TO GET AN ABORTION

ME WHO KNOWS WHY MY DAD IS TAKING SO LONG TO GET THE MILK

ME WHO KNOWS WHY MY MOM KILLED HERSELF

Damn
You good?

Damn
*hugs*
Sorry bro

Welp

Is your mom actually dead?

No lol I was just yelling at you lol

OH
*pushes off cliff*

Punches your nuts

I don’t have nuts dumbass

Me who knows 0/0 (zero divided by zero$

Me who knows -10/3

Me who knows-1000/3

Me who knows the meaning of life

Damn that’s tough
ME WHO KNOWS WHAT IS LOVE

ME WHO KNOWS HOW BABIES ARE MADE

ME WHO KNOWS WHY MY PARENTS WERE CLAPPING LAST NIGHT

ME WHO KNOWS WHY THERES KIDS IN MY BASEMENT

Me who knows who's there when somebody says knock knock:

OH SHIY

Fear me

I am
Except I know why the chicken cross the road

I know the chickens name

I know the chickens moms name

I know 2+2

I know 0x0

I know 0÷0

NANI
Me who knows 0-0