ACNH = Animal Crossing New Horizons(also when's the theme gonna change so the 6 year old halo kid stops shitpost spamming here)

i'm not 6 years old i'm 15

and i don't think that any 6 year old knows what Halo even is

c**t

lol

and also i'm not f**king spamming

deal with it that i post roleplays you f**king snowflake

c**t

yes you are you drown out 10 - 12 roleplays with your shitty crap that no one replies to because it is cringe and we all wan you elsewhere

its not cringe

you are just too young to know what Halo is

yes and is because of my posts

you don't even own an Xbox 360 or any console

i own a nintendo switch, a 3DS, a computer, a tablet, a wii, a wii u, and a playstation
S H U T

ok you are quite rich

but you don't have Halo Reach on the Xbox 360

i am nowhere near rich

what ps do you have

idk

you have a ps but you don't know

no i don't think you have it you are just lying to seem 'better' than me

Rene: Aw, I got cute villagers! What’re their names? I wanna know ;v;

Tom Nook: Settle down, guys. Timmy and Tommy, explain.
Timmy(mah bean uwu): Okay, guys. Marshmallow?
The pink cat: Here.
Tommy(the one i hate): Wilbee?
The white dog: Here!
Timmy and Tommy: Rene- ne...?

Rene: Yup, here- Aw they’re so cute ;w;
(what’s wrong with tommy? lmao)

(his name just sounds weird but i think it's my cat accent)
Tom Nook: Okay. Now let's think of a name for our island! What do you guys wanna name it?
Marshmallow: Starfall!
Wilbee: Snuggleland!
Tom Nook: Interesting names... You got any ideas, Rene?

Rene: H m m. Madagascar (lmao)

( why :| )
Tom Nook: Okay then, we'll go with that. You are now known as... town president. I'm still the one in charge though.

(cause why not lmao)
Rene: C o o l

(okay then)
Tom Nook: Rene, can you please go get some cherries so we can make drinks to celebrate? Wilbee, go get sticks and twigs for the fire. Marshmallow, go craft a campfire. (also cherries are the native froot bc i love cherries irl ngl)

Rene: Alright!

-You leave the plaza and begin shaking the hell out of a bunch of trees to make the cherries fall down so you can reach them and get them for Tom Nook-

Rene: ;-;

-You go back to the plaza after getting the cherries-
Tom Nook: We're waiting on the others. Meanwhile, can you hand me those cherries?

Rene: N o -

Tom Nook: Why...?

Rene: Nah I’m just kidding here ya go :3

Tom Nook: Good, good.
Tom Nook: *goes inside his tent to blender the cherries*
-you hear sounds of buzzing death that comes from those stupid handcrank spongebob flashlights-

Rene: . - .

-The others return with their stuff and throw it down, then yeet big log seats around the fire-
-It is now nighttime, or 10:00 PM-
-Tom Nook comes out of his tent thingy and hands everyone a cherry smoothie THAT'S INSIDE OF THE FUNKING BLENDER SO EVERYONE GETS A FREE BLENDER AND SOME CHERRY SMOOTHIE xD-

Rene: Oh hell yeah-

Everyone: Y U M
-after the drink-
-you feel really tired. everyone else is not tired.-

Rene: Nah I wanna party :D

(you've gotta sleep fur the rp to continue lol idk why)

Rene: Alr fine, I’ll sleep-

Timmy: nowhere to sleep? don't worry. *yeets a lime colored tent at you* go put it somewhere and slep

Rene: How rude-

Timmy: sorry
-you put your tent in a little flower patch near a river surrounded by cherry trees-
-you go inside. you see a hospital cot, some -BILLY MAYS WALKS IN- O X I C L E A N L A U N D R Y S T AI N R E M O V E R ! I T G E T S T H E T O U G H S T A I N S ! ! ! O U T ! ! ! -billy mays walks out-, a radio playing earrape rickroll, and a crate with the label "kids" on it but there's nothing inside-

Rene: . - .

-you leap into the cot and sleep-

(NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS THE A C N H W O R L D A A A A A A A )

(What

(Lmao the last part of the title

(yea lol anyway you gonna rp im so bored xD)

(Nah

(oh ok)

I spam B and A to get past the text. “TOM NOOK, PLEASE! I JUST WANT TO NAME THIS PLACE AFTER THE ONKY THING I WANT TO NAME IT AFTER! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP TALKING! PLE- Oh he actually stoped talking. Huh.” (I’ll be playing as myself playing the game, not as my actual villager.)

Kawaii: I'm Kawaii!

“Yes, I get that you’re cute, but what’s your name?”

Kawaii: My name is Kawaii... o.o

“Oh.”

Marshmallow: S E R D I T T Y S E R D I T T Y

“Nope.” I walk my character over to the dog, hoping to god that I get at least one orange. >Hi there!<

Wilbee: b o r k b o r k

“Give me an organ- orange- frick-” I keep talking to him.

Wilbee: u wont a organ? here u go -hands you a lung from a kid- and do you wont sam crecc two?

“…Holy shit every copy of Animal Crossing New Horizons is personalized. Is this a bad omen? If I say something bad will it just come? Oh, okay. Gun.”

-it begins raining mountain dew and doritos-

I look outside. “My god this is worse.

-an army of naked pink men with earrape soviet union music playing from their asses start marching towards them-

“What the hell-”

-you spammed so much you accidentally named the island "a"-

“Ah, {a} Island… yes…” Tom Nook says as I regret my choices. “Well, I guess I’ll need to go to Denny’s and force them to change thier restaurant franchise name to just fricking <{[(A)]}>.”

* W H E E Z E *

“Anyways, what’s this cat been through? Have you experienced the dangers of… war? Do you have PTSD? Oh boy I’m gonna waist all my bells on party popers.”

Marshmallow: w o t

“Anyways it’s not like Nintendo actually made that canon and they actually just probably didn’t cook well or it’s a fruit juice stain.” I take the option to talk to Marshmallow (I’m assuming is the cat) and try to get to know them.

(yee yee she's the cat)
Marshmallow: i have ✨ c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n✨

“D-Damn. Nintendo. Are- Are you sending us subliminal messages?” I try to talk to her again.

Marshmallow: o h h e l l o t h e r e , s e r d i t t y!

>just stoping by<

Marshmallow: Hewwo, serditty?

>Hi there!<

“…I’m gonna like this island of <{[(A)]}>.”

Marshmallow: What idiot would name this place that, anyway?

“…Is Nintendo self aware tha I made this choice? *wheeze* Every copy of Animal Crossing New Horizons is Personalized- I can’t-”

Marshmallow: Can you get me an orange? I'm hungy and I don't know how to get one...

“I mean, you shake the trees, I don’t see how you don’t know how, but sure.” >Sure!<

Marshmallow: What do you mean? There's only cherries on our island!

“…Well I’m not the smartest, aren’t I?” >I’ll try my best!<

Marshmallow: Okay!

“Okay. Now how do I get a gosh diddly darnit dang orange?”

-you turn off the game and grab the case, and the acnh cover falls off to reveal a new game, called "naked money simulator, MLG GAMER edition"-

“What the f-”

-you throw the case on the garbage and burn it, then buy an actual copy of acnh without the fake cover-

“I have a feeling like I’m in a 21st century humor video.

Kawaii: *slams the door open* DO I SMELL... FIRE?! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Kawaii: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“AAA-”

Kawaii: uwu

“Wait who are you?”