ACNH = Animal Crossing New Horizons(also when's the theme gonna change so the 6 year old halo kid stops shitpost spamming here)

(Lmao the last part of the title

(yea lol anyway you gonna rp im so bored xD)

(Nah

(oh ok)

Samuel: WHERE AM I???!?!??!?!!?

(JEEZ YOU DON'T KNOW ACNH THIS ISN'T A KIDNAPPING xD)

Samuel: Awwww cute little animals

(*facepalm* as happy as i am to see someone roleplaying here, you don't understand :p)

(Well what other rps you have)

(none)

(Well I’ll bite) Samuel: Hello there!

Tom Nook: Settle down, guys. Timmy and Tommy, explain.
Timmy(mah bean uwu): Okay, guys. Marshmallow?
The pink cat: Here.
Tommy(the one i hate): Wilbee?
The white dog: Here!
Timmy and Tommy: Samuel- el...?
(the way the (insert word)- at the end of a word is Timmy or Tommy saying a bit of it after that bc they're twins and they like to synchronize in a different way)

Samuel: When do we get the free food?

Timmy: Tom, is Samuel here?
Tom Nook: Well, they didn't say "here". So they're not here. Anyways, we're gonna cancel the island package.
Tommy: But...Why? YOU TOOK SO LONG TO DO THIS!
Tom Nook: The game literally needs the main character or the player here.
Timmy and Tommy: Ohhhhhh....

Samuel: Eats popcorn and watches

Tom Nook: Let's go.
(They all leave and get onto the plane without Samuel BECAUSE HE IS BEING AN IDIOTIC DICK)

Samuel: FLYS CAUSE HE CAN DO THAT

(thats it you don't understand im leavin this shit rp behind until i find someone who actually understands ALSO THERES NO OP OCS IN ACNH AND THERE CAN'T BE)

WELL CRYS IN DEPRESSION
Fick me

(NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS THE A C N H W O R L D A A A A A A A )

(What

Rene: Aw, I got cute villagers! What’re their names? I wanna know ;v;

Tom Nook: Settle down, guys. Timmy and Tommy, explain.
Timmy(mah bean uwu): Okay, guys. Marshmallow?
The pink cat: Here.
Tommy(the one i hate): Wilbee?
The white dog: Here!
Timmy and Tommy: Rene- ne...?

Rene: Yup, here- Aw they’re so cute ;w;
(what’s wrong with tommy? lmao)

(his name just sounds weird but i think it's my cat accent)
Tom Nook: Okay. Now let's think of a name for our island! What do you guys wanna name it?
Marshmallow: Starfall!
Wilbee: Snuggleland!
Tom Nook: Interesting names... You got any ideas, Rene?

Rene: H m m. Madagascar (lmao)

( why :| )
Tom Nook: Okay then, we'll go with that. You are now known as... town president. I'm still the one in charge though.

(cause why not lmao)
Rene: C o o l

(okay then)
Tom Nook: Rene, can you please go get some cherries so we can make drinks to celebrate? Wilbee, go get sticks and twigs for the fire. Marshmallow, go craft a campfire. (also cherries are the native froot bc i love cherries irl ngl)

Rene: Alright!

-You leave the plaza and begin shaking the hell out of a bunch of trees to make the cherries fall down so you can reach them and get them for Tom Nook-

Rene: ;-;

-You go back to the plaza after getting the cherries-
Tom Nook: We're waiting on the others. Meanwhile, can you hand me those cherries?

Rene: N o -

Tom Nook: Why...?

Rene: Nah I’m just kidding here ya go :3

Tom Nook: Good, good.
Tom Nook: *goes inside his tent to blender the cherries*
-you hear sounds of buzzing death that comes from those stupid handcrank spongebob flashlights-

Rene: . - .

-The others return with their stuff and throw it down, then yeet big log seats around the fire-
-It is now nighttime, or 10:00 PM-
-Tom Nook comes out of his tent thingy and hands everyone a cherry smoothie THAT'S INSIDE OF THE FUNKING BLENDER SO EVERYONE GETS A FREE BLENDER AND SOME CHERRY SMOOTHIE xD-

Rene: Oh hell yeah-

Everyone: Y U M
-after the drink-
-you feel really tired. everyone else is not tired.-

Rene: Nah I wanna party :D

(you've gotta sleep fur the rp to continue lol idk why)

Rene: Alr fine, I’ll sleep-

Timmy: nowhere to sleep? don't worry. *yeets a lime colored tent at you* go put it somewhere and slep

Rene: How rude-

Timmy: sorry
-you put your tent in a little flower patch near a river surrounded by cherry trees-
-you go inside. you see a hospital cot, some -BILLY MAYS WALKS IN- O X I C L E A N L A U N D R Y S T AI N R E M O V E R ! I T G E T S T H E T O U G H S T A I N S ! ! ! O U T ! ! ! -billy mays walks out-, a radio playing earrape rickroll, and a crate with the label "kids" on it but there's nothing inside-

Rene: . - .

-you leap into the cot and sleep-