*RANDOM JOKE*; TEACHER:KIDS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER CLASS?
KID#1:I'M GOING TO BUY COCAINE FROM JOHN
KID#2:I'M GOING TO BUY CIGARS FROM JOHN
KID#3:IM GOING TO BUY ALCOHOL FROM JOHN
KID#4:IM GONNA STUDY
TEACHER:GREAT, YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT OF GRADE, TELL ME YOUR NAME
KID#4:JOHN