Maka

Lavender: Hello.

Stanley: Wait a minute…

Lavender: Yea?

Stanley: YOURE SAMUELS GF! HES GONNA KILL ME

Lavender: Soeaking of why are you here ?

Stanley: Idk I guess we got wasted

Lavender:Get out of my house now. Don’t come back or I will personally end your life

Stanley: Ok gets out of bed and walks past Samuel hey Sam then leaves out the door

Lavender: That bitch.

Samuel: what was he doing here?

Lavender: I’m not sure. He said he was wasted abs he was in my bed and I don’t remeber anything

End of this story

Yes

Alright see you back at the main plot

See ya

Ok

Samuel: Wouldn’t be the first he got wasted with my gf

Lavender: Oh this happened before ?

Samuel: Twice before lol

Lavender: Wow.

Samuel: Yeah but he’s my best friend

Lavender: Hm.

Samuel: Don’t worry, kisses lavender

* she kisses him back *

Samuel and lavender cuddles

* after a little bit she goes back to her room to sleep *

Kenz: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

(Insert picture please)

Laila: ashofiuwljndfhjk ifeelhorrible

(I assume this is a female) Stanley: Yawns Looks at Laila who the f**k are you?

Laila: idk im a person ig

Stanley: AW CRAP IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Laila: Wot- Has this happened before?-

Stanley: so what’s your story?

Laila: Wot? *le finished eating*

Stanley takes her plate, I said what’s your story

Laila: I don't know what you mean. Surely not my life story.

Stanley: No I’m not sure what I mean either ha! Sits next to her

Laila: *big stretch*

Stanley: 3rd time this week, can’t believe I got wasted with a chick again, altough you look a lot better than the other 2

Laila: I'm not sure how I should respond to that. *gets off the bed*

Stanley: Here, I’ll make you breakfast

Laila: Alright then. *le rub eyes*

Stanley goes into the kitchen and makes his world famous hangover omelettes and gives them to Laila

Laila: Ooo. *nomnomnom*

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June: *Yawn* morning

Stanley: Looks over at you, wait a minute aren’t you… OH CRAP

June: Huh, what's wrong

Stanley: YOURE SAMUELS GIRL

June: Yeah, I'm not cheating on him

Stanley; yeah we should never talk about this

June: What do you mean

Stanley: that we woke up in the same bed

June: Oh, WHO TOOK ME HERE
*Angry cat noises*

Stanley: I think we both got wasted

June: Yeah

Stanley: leaves

June: *Transforms into a cat and headbutts Stanley's knee*

Stanley pets the cat

*the cat purrs*

Stanley leaves tho

*June leaves*

End