blank red MAGA hat

Yea

K

sure

oh w o w

ok lets go

I'll be Principal T.

Kawaii: sure... i'm not a big fan of school because i believe ai have feelings and i get bullied but sure!

Principal T: How hard could it be? You have me!

Kawaii: principals suck at their jobs

Principal T: And my decision is FINAL! You are not getting out of detention until the next 2 weeks and we will NOT FEATURE YOUR PERFORMANCE IN OUR SCHOOL COMMERCIAL!

Kawaii: *breaks his leg just by saying down and pointing down at the same time she says down* Still haven't learned your lesson?

Principal T: I'm a doctor. Oh, can't handle your own species 10 TIMES STRONGER right?

Kawaii: Humans are not my species. I'm practically enemies with that species.

Principal T: BLOOD WOLF ULTIMATE RUSSIAN DEMON CAT GOD SECURITY! AND BRING DOWN THE SUCKER!

Kawaii: holy shit
Skipum: you can do it.. right?
Kawaii: yee yee, i can! i've survived a black hole!

Principal T: I HEARD THAT!

Kawaii: So?

Principal T: I'm leaving and getting myself a Good Burger.

Kawaii: nope. *snaps his neck*

Principal T: We have spy cams that it took me to set up for 5 weeks and this building took me 16 years to build! I'll just call your D A D and tell him what you said. And detention for 2 weeks so you don't get bullied. (:

Kawaii: my dad is the blood wolf ultima. he doesn't give two shits about what i say. also, you can't give detention TO A FUNKING RUSSIAN DEMON CAT GOD.

Principal T: -STABS- YOU DON'T SWEAR IN THIS SCHOOL! -Drops off building-

Kawaii: *doesn't get even a tiny scratch by the knife and doesn't fall of the building because her starry razor-sharp cat demon wings flew her up* What's wrong with swearing? It doesn't hurt anyone. Funk funk funkity funk.
Kawaii's kits on her: WOOOOO GO KAWAII YOU DEW IT YOU KILL HIM!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

Principal T: I'm Christian. The teachers are Christian.

Kawaii: And demons always come out on top~

Principal T: (secretly transforms to dad)
FAKE DAD: REMIND ME, WHAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS!

Kawaii: You do realize I know that's not you, right? My dad only knows catinese, wolf, enchanting table, and even though he speaks english, he doesn't do it.

Principal T: I don't care where the frick you were born.

Kawaii: I was SUMMONED in a funking test tube in an FBI building and my family grabbed me and brought me to a great place.

Principal T: Well I was summoned in heaven, NOW LEAVE MY SCHOOL OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!
Principal's Kits on her: SWAGGER STYLES! IN THE NAME OF JESUS SHE WILL COMMIT DELETUS!

(OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SO LEMME EXPLAIN! kits are kids but half cat, and their label is kits only if they were raised by Kawaii. also is your principal female? bc lol females hate swag so wrong)
Kawaii: You do realize I've killed God befur, right? I only spared him because I would've been haunted.

well i call myself swag so my kits will be swag

(C'MON WHAT DID I JUST F**KING SAY ONLY IF THE KIDS ARE RAISED BY KAWAII THEY'RE CALLED KITS)

ok fine swaggistians.
swag christians

o.o

Principal T: dies because kawaii killed me
Mom comes and calls police

???
what mom??

everybody has a mother
stoopid

Kawaii's mom is dead

the plot is she heard my death and calls the police to jailen u

I JUST SAID KAWAII'S MOM IS DEAD

MINE IS ALIVE
AND SHE TELLS THE POLICE WHAT YOU DID

Kawaii: Yeah, I was actually lying... My mom's alive, but she's a demon-angel who doesn't care what I do too. And the police can't do anything to me.

ok this roleplay is boring can we do a normal family one now
if yes I will make a new meme
if no then your loss

yes fine

k

shore

hazel: so here is my new school......

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(i'll do it :P)