Canned bread

Bro why . . . just why

Yea he says it all the time

Thank god I’m an only child lol

Must be nice

Damn to be honest if I had a sister and my friend was friend Zoned by her I would do the same

Yea I was just surprised if was ok with it when I told him

Yeah I don’t think my gf has any siblings and I don’t either so…

She has three brothers two already moved out the other obviously didn't

WELP

And I have two little half brothers

Yea they are so annoying

Damn if only I could get to that level with my gf

Yea it's the best but I don't think she likes me

Friend zoned

Lol yea and she's actually my friends twin

LOL

He's k with it tho

Yeah

She's so hot bro and she super nice like she just best

Do you have a picture of her so I can get a general idea

I don't wanna put a pic out there without permission but she's like 5 8 I'm 5 10 she has really pretty blue eyes Brown hair and a slight tan

Oh nice and that’s fair

What's fair?

That you didn’t send a pic
Also I hear your friend saying HA HA insert your real name here YOUVE BEEN FRIEND ZONED BY MY SISTER

Yea he has said that before

REVENGE OF THE BREAD

Why does the bread need revenge

Cause it was killed unfairly

By who and how

Idk who someone told me to stop so I did but badtime bro reminded me of why I did it in the first place

Oh also did u get ur crushes number yet

No but I’m dating her on here

Nice mind doesn't even have an account

Welp

Last night I was at her house and she made me watch a really shitty movie with her

What was it called?

The notebook I think she liked it I thought it was bad the fire slot is this demented grandad having flash back and at the end her and her husband die it's romance btw

I’ve heard that title before, sounds like the cheesiest title ever

Yea it sucked she cried at the end're picks the worst movies

I hate movies like those

Same I just really like sitting next to her in bed and then she will like snuggle up to me bro it's the best thing ever

Do you ever hang out with ur crush

No I haven’t besides I don’t know her itl

Oh

Loo

Lol